Have you ever had a CT scan? That's the one in the doughnut-shaped machine.
I like the drugs they pump into you when you have that, it makes you feel like you pissed your pants, but you haven't, you're dry. It's the greatest feeling in the world. I wish I could buy some drugs that make me feel like i've pissed my pants without me pissing, it's the greatest feeling man can have.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 9:51, 4 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I haven't
my fiancée had one on her shoulder, she said it was horrible as she gets a bit claustrophobic.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 9:52, Reply)

That's the tunnel one, I'm thinking of the doughnut one.
They don't give you that drug in the tunnel one.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 10:02, Reply)

I have
but I actually, literally pissed my pants in there and the doctors had to clean it up with blue roll.

I was 7
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 9:54, Reply)

I had a CT scan on my spine.
They couldn't find it.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 9:55, Reply)

A had a friend called Damp Dave who always thought he'd pissed his pants after taking too many illegals.
He never had.
( girlinthehole, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 9:58, Reply)

because you'd pissed them for him

(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 10:01, Reply)

Guy on the way home from the pub pukes on himself.
He puts £10 note in his pocket and gets home, where his wife is waiting, who's very angry. She goes "Look at the state of you, pissed as a newt, you've vomited all over your suite, god damn it", so he puts his best sober voice and says "It wasn't me, some bloke puked on me, he gave me a tenner for dry cleaning, I couldn't help it". So she goes into his pocket and finds £20. "There's £20 here !" and he replys "I know, he pissed my pants too."
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 10:06, Reply)