I still say he's got nothing on R Kelly

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 10:50, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

And the man is a midget!

(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 10:50, Reply)

Dammit
now I have his hiphopera in my head
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 10:54, Reply)

He was a miget,
miget, miget, miget, miget, miget...
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 22 Feb 2010, 10:56, Reply)

+d

(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 10:57, Reply)

That's the highest grade I've ever been awarded.

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 22 Feb 2010, 11:02, Reply)

stick it to the fridge

(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 11:06, Reply)

If you're going to insult someone based upon their size and stature
at least fucking spell correctly. You look like a damn fool otherwise.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 10:58, Reply)

Fuck,
one typo and a Monday morning Copy & Paste has made me look like a fucking retard.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 22 Feb 2010, 11:01, Reply)

d b
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 11:07, Reply)

eh?
Monbay?

Retarb?
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 22 Feb 2010, 11:09, Reply)

God, you can be such a retarb...

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 11:13, Reply)

I clearly don't have a clue what's happening today.
Do I?
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 22 Feb 2010, 11:15, Reply)

Captain V is STILL whining about the 'fact' he meant to type 'retarb'.
What a retarb.
( thealternativefact, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 11:15, Reply)

I miss Captain V
too bad chcb keeps him locked up for science now
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 11:22, Reply)

It's important to test the capabilities of midgets
One day they might rise up* and try to wrestle control of the planet from us - how do we expect to defeat them if we don't know their weaknesses**?

*_{Not literally, obviously
**Apart from just hiding all the food in high cupboards...}
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 11:26, Reply)

He's still just as bad.
Last time I saw him he said, 'Prawns give me anaphylactic shock, but really, really slowly.'
We wanted him to eat some prawns so we could spend the rest of the evening watching his head inflate to twice its size.
( thealternativefact, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 11:27, Reply)

You should have snuck some into his food and then filmed it and put it as a time lapse on youtube
it'd be like the butterfly emerging from its chrysalis only a billion times better. + points for head explosions
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 11:32, Reply)

The waiter tried...
he brought some food to the table - V said it was his, despite the fact it was noodles and he'd ordered rice. He picked out a prawn with his chopsticks and said, 'This looks like a prawn. I didn't order anything with prawns.' He then proceeded to eat the food, even though a) it could kill him and b) it clearly belonged to someone else.
I'm beginning to doubt the laws of natural selection.
( thealternativefact, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 11:35, Reply)

Haaaaaaaaaaaa catface fail

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 11:38, Reply)

AT least we have
a backup in case catface gets hit by a stationary car
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 11:16, Reply)

Bo you mean a dackup, dy any chance?

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 11:17, Reply)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=jyvzfgxY0kc
If R Kelly wasn't such a freak I would consider him the greatest satirist of all time for this 1 minute and 50 seconds alone.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 10:58, Reply)

It's a testament to his tremendous talent
that he can switch so effortlessly between his normal singing voice and the southern-hick accent he puts on for "Bridget."

And as for rhyming "Bridget" with "midget"...
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 11:23, Reply)

Him coming out of the kitchen
cupboard won it for me.

Also the brother who got shot. Hiiilllllarious
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 11:29, Reply)

The best place to hide your secret lover - the cupboard under the sink
And as for how he gets there...
"He says 'move,'
She says 'no,'
He says 'move,'
She says 'no,'
'BITCH MOVE!',
She moves!
Now he's going to the cabinet," etc
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 11:41, Reply)

lusty introduced me to this glorious series
while completely caned. Couldn't get it out of my head for days, I think it's a work of genius.
( djtrialprice, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 11:30, Reply)

Not enough paedophilia or watersports

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 10:51, Reply)

That's true for most things in life

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 22 Feb 2010, 10:57, Reply)

You're right, Bam Bam

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 10:58, Reply)

Brian Peppers on a jetski?

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Mon 22 Feb 2010, 11:01, Reply)

TOO MUCH!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 11:10, Reply)