why buy something unnecesary and then complain about it?
I have a 3-4 year old sony ericsson phone that makes calls and sends and receives text messages. it works perfectly well. I've got an ipod shuffle which fulfills all my on-the-go music needs.

this stuff cost fuck all and works fine.

why does everyone feel the need for having a phone that can do loads of shit? it's as bad as having a fucking filofax you bunch of wannabe-yuppie cunts
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 13:08, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I had a FunFax
And a SpyFile.
(TheColonel, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 13:14, Reply)

I had a spyfile too!
It was awesome and had loads of top secret stickers
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 13:19, Reply)

Sssshhhh!

(TheColonel, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 13:23, Reply)

I have an A6 diary
I write in what I'm doing in the evening and at work so I don't forget. I've got a terrible memory.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 13:19, Reply)

Al's diary
5pm - have a wank
545pm - call someone a cunt on the internet
6pm - get so hot from my wit have a wank
630pm - make a list of my 25 top wanks
7pm - call some more people cunts on the internet
730pm - have an ovaltine and a bedtime wank
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 13:21, Reply)

How did you get hold of my diary?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 13:30, Reply)

It fell into my vag
when I was round doing your missus
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 13:41, Reply)

you're either forgetting the
multiple entries of "popped a viagra, 'cos well, you know" or omitting the words "attempted to"
( djtrialprice, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 13:30, Reply)

<s>memory</s> cock

( G/PP &#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128169;&#128, Mon 22 Feb 2010, 13:36, Reply)