i kind of wanna post a link to the beta of my site for feedback
but i know you lot are going to violate me verbally and emotionally. so instead, who likes kittens?
i fookin like kittens. mainly cos you can throw them (gently) at the curtains and they hng there in a comical fashion.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 10:28, 34 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

AND i just realised my site's extra b3ta friendly on the grounds that somehow i'd avoided noticing..
that my logo looks like a cock and balls. wondrous. facepalm.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 10:35, Reply)

You are The Jerk
www.youtube.com/watch?v=tjenBIgqLPU
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 10:45, Reply)

interesting
i always saw myself more as this dude: www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRJxafiqHvw
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 10:47, Reply)

Nope
there is no kitten throwing in that clip
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 10:49, Reply)

Fuck Off, etc.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 23 Feb 2010, 10:48, Reply)

Post it I feel like abusing someone
and my cellar collapsed last night
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 10:53, Reply)

Shit
now i'm no expert, but that aint good.

Did it kill your imprisoned sex slaves?
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 11:01, Reply)

oh em gee!
is your wine ok?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 11:01, Reply)

Oh shit, the wine!
one can always get more sex slaves
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 11:07, Reply)

Blimeh!
That cannot be good: was it the outer walls or inner walls? I don't know which would be worse.
Insurance?
( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 23 Feb 2010, 11:06, Reply)

Sex slaves are dead

luckily the wine survived as I gave that a proper roof, I'll dig out the wife and make some new slaves this arvo, thanks for your concern!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 11:25, Reply)

I'm on my motherfucking break
Inject me with an IV of B3ta lovin'!

My cunting cat thinks he's still a slender kitten and has therefore ripped my curtains. The fucking turkay...
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 11:03, Reply)

If you want full on b3ta loving
Sign up for the Manc bash!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 11:06, Reply)

This^

( girlinthehole, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 11:08, Reply)

I'll see you anon, young lady
We is gonna bus-stop like it's 1984!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 11:09, Reply)

*roots out shoulder pads*

( girlinthehole, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 11:10, Reply)

*rootas out cheap jewellery*
*didn't have to roota far*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 11:13, Reply)

I don't wish to encounter miscreants like you, thanks.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 11:08, Reply)

Jive ass punk cat need to get himself some respec'
mmm-HMMMM *snaps fingers*
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 11:07, Reply)

PEEP, CRACKER!!
You best git dis into yo thinkah!!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 11:10, Reply)

oh no you di-ent!

( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 11:12, Reply)

MM-HMM thass raaaht!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 11:13, Reply)

35 mins a pound at reg 5 should stop that.

( Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Tue 23 Feb 2010, 11:08, Reply)

*eyebrow face*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 11:10, Reply)

I've seen your site
and yes that is indeed a cock shaped logo.
( Peej, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 11:17, Reply)

ok then you shittign nark
www.designbypete.co.uk

not all the sections are up and finished, interactive has a LOT of work to be done as i've gotta include flash, but the main structure is pretty much done.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 11:47, Reply)

I like the way you did the word big in caps.
That's mega classy.
(PsychoChomp, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 11:57, Reply)

isn't it?
it's because regular lowercase letters are smaller than uppercase, so you see, i, being a great mind, realised that by putting the word 'big' in uppercase, it would EMPHASISE it's big-ness. good eh?
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 11:59, Reply)

No Pictures of me in the photos section
Mega fail
( Peej, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 11:59, Reply)

don't make me bust out the pic from 'THAT NIGHT'
i will, so help me cod.
(UppityDamnPrimate LET'S OPEN THIS F*CKING PIT UP, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 12:00, Reply)

What the night I took acid and stared at my cigarette for three hours because it was talking to me?
I'm not ashamed. And if you love flash so much why don't you go marry it!
( Peej, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 12:09, Reply)

Not very mobile friendly
0/10
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 12:07, Reply)

Just a grey background for me -4/10

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 12:18, Reply)

Good site, nice pictures.
But I am unsure of how to get ripped in 4 weeks and your site has no guidance on the matter, therefore I shall not visit it again.
(TheColonel, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 11:55, Reply)