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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Do they have numbers like taxis?
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:18, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
And he was like Number 5 from Never Mind the Buzzcocks, so he wouldn't have responded if I'd asked.
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:21, Reply)
Skills required:
Being a cunt
Driving at full throttle or maximum braking, nothing in between
Not understanding "paper money"
Glaring
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:21, Reply)
When I was a kid there was this one who let us on for nothing and I said it was awful nice, and he said "Light a candle that Brian Robson breaks 'is bleedin' ankle. I caahn't stand 'im!"
And i didn;t liek a candle, but next door's kid threw a Brian robson figurine over the fence, so I stook a pin in its ankle, and he went out of that world cup with something wrong with his leg or his foot.
(Italia '90)
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:25, Reply)
But I've seen their beady little eyes in the wing mirror as I run down the road trying to catch the bus and they wait, they wait until I'm level with the back doors then they drive away.
I once chased one to the next stop and called the driver a twat.
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:35, Reply)
It merely said "BYE".
How infuriating.
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:37, Reply)
Well fuck off then, and don't look at me like that as you drive past you utter bastard
(, Tue 23 Feb 2010, 14:39, Reply)
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