I feel for you
at work it's not so much the intensity of the arsehole-ness, rather the sheer persistence that gets you down. Someone acts the cunt once and you brush it off, but again and again and again well you just start wanting to hit people in the face with a fire extinguisher.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 9:55, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Kill them with kindness and fact

Nothing better than smiling at some difficult cunt and presenting them with written evidence contrary to their argument. Makes them look like the twat they are.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 9:58, Reply)

exactly
it's got to the point now where I hate his face so much when he walks in a room I feel myself getting annoyed without him saying a word.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 10:02, Reply)

Oh, in that case piss in his tea

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 10:05, Reply)

I think he's the one who steals my butter
so I'll piss in that instead.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 10:12, Reply)

Hollow it out
shit in it, put butter back on top, leave in fridge.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 10:26, Reply)

Nutterbutter

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 10:28, Reply)

Nutterly Butterly

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 10:41, Reply)

that's your answer to everything
but I'd struggle, since girls don't poop.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 10:51, Reply)