Morning all
I'm in quite a lot of pain today, had to walk to work. It's about 2 1/2 miles, mostly uphill, and my foot is still sore. It's now even better because it's got a huge motherfucking blister on it, which also hurts like hell. Also, due to walking funny, my knee and hip are both sore. Basically, I'm a bit of a twat.

Ah well, payday tomorrow!

Come on /OT, tell me what's bad and what's good in your life at the moment?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 9:36, 90 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

got a bit of a chastisement yesterday from my boss's boss
for something that was his fucking fault, the stupid bell-end.

Faith in the management of this place is rapidly dwindling. in fact, it has almost completely dwindled.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 9:39, Reply)

Bell-end has become my nickname for my dad

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 9:43, Reply)

Funnily enough your dad has a nickname for my bell-end
WHAT A CRAZY, MIXED-UP WORLD WE LIVE IN!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:05, Reply)

I'm not sad anymore.
But I am a bit hung over.
( girlinthehole, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 9:39, Reply)

Kipper tie?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 9:43, Reply)

milk and sugar, please!

(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 9:51, Reply)

Aw, what you the sad about?
And why were you drinking to excessiveness? OT must know!
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 9:43, Reply)

I was sad for lots of reasons but after coming back from Tenerife I was not sad anymore.
I got a bit squiffy last night drinking wine just because I can.
( girlinthehole, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 9:51, Reply)

best reason dotdotdot EVAR!!1

(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 10:27, Reply)

Have you thought about hiring a ShopMobility scooter?
I am happy and fizzy and feeling pretty darn lovely thanksferaskin!
(Work sucks but, pah! It cannot penetrate my happy fizzy forcefield.)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 9:42, Reply)

My neighbour has one of these.
He's a fucking menace, especially on a combination of road, pavement and cycle lane. He can actually walk, he just blags it.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 9:45, Reply)

Everybody on earth
hates people who "drive" those things.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 9:45, Reply)

I can't believe you're complaining about walking 2 and a half miles.

(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 9:43, Reply)

He's got a broken foot, isn't it

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 9:44, Reply)

*shrug*
he should man up or hop.
(PsychoChomp, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 9:57, Reply)

1 roller skate and two crutches equals speedy commute

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 9:58, Reply)

This is true

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 10:26, Reply)

The 2 people who have made my work near enough hell over the past 2.5 years
are now gone/going. Not that I sobbed/moped about during this time but everything was made 3 x more difficult as a result of management spacktardery and at times I contemplated leaving.

Another good thing about these 2 leaving is other upper echelons of management have come to realise the failings of these 2 individuals so any moaning I ever done is becoming justified.

The con is I'm still on a shitty wage, but there will be a meeting soon to address this!!
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 9:45, Reply)

I'm so jealous
there's a twat at work that I absolutely despise but he's not going anywhere.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 9:48, Reply)

same here
trouble is, they're my boss, and his boss
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 9:53, Reply)

this is why I'm leaving.

(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 10:29, Reply)

trouble is
I work in a pretty specialist field, so opportunities nearby are limited and I really don't want to leave Exeter.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 10:30, Reply)

I feel for you
at work it's not so much the intensity of the arsehole-ness, rather the sheer persistence that gets you down. Someone acts the cunt once and you brush it off, but again and again and again well you just start wanting to hit people in the face with a fire extinguisher.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 9:55, Reply)

Kill them with kindness and fact

Nothing better than smiling at some difficult cunt and presenting them with written evidence contrary to their argument. Makes them look like the twat they are.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 9:58, Reply)

exactly
it's got to the point now where I hate his face so much when he walks in a room I feel myself getting annoyed without him saying a word.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 10:02, Reply)

Oh, in that case piss in his tea

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 10:05, Reply)

I think he's the one who steals my butter
so I'll piss in that instead.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 10:12, Reply)

Hollow it out
shit in it, put butter back on top, leave in fridge.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 10:26, Reply)

Nutterbutter

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 10:28, Reply)

Nutterly Butterly

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 10:41, Reply)

that's your answer to everything
but I'd struggle, since girls don't poop.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 10:51, Reply)

I too walked to work this morning
but it's only 1.3 miles according to Google. It did take me half an hour though because I was trudging lethargically thanks to the two dance classes I taught on Tuesday and Wednesday taking my nubile young thighs to breaking point. I can't walk downstairs properly, it's a bit embarrassing.

Best just sit here for a while.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 9:47, Reply)

'nubile young thighs?'
Engage the Pandertron!
( girlinthehole, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 9:53, Reply)

I thought that might get you going
mwa ha ha
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 10:02, Reply)

Indeed!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 10:41, Reply)

Bad: I need to find 30 grand from somewhere to get a project approved
Good: I have tomorrow off and can watch rugby on Friday night and all Saturday afternoon! (I realise this is hell for most of you)
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 9:54, Reply)

*checks purse*
Sorry, I've only got 47p.
( girlinthehole, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 10:08, Reply)

Sell your body
Should double that.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 10:11, Reply)

"You lookin for a good time darlin?"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 10:12, Reply)

With my skills I could make at least one pound fifty.

( girlinthehole, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 10:18, Reply)

skills breasts
(TheColonel, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 10:21, Reply)

You got that right.

( girlinthehole, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 10:22, Reply)

What does a fiver get?

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 10:30, Reply)

Anal and a capri sun

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 10:34, Reply)

Can I have ribena instead?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 10:35, Reply)

For you baby, no worries

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 10:36, Reply)

Dragons Den
go and have your hopes and dreams crushed!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 10:52, Reply)

Bad: have plateaued with the new year weight loss.
Good: ahead of work deadlines.
(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 10:04, Reply)

The female I am after
Told me she likes me. I knew she did. She's ace, and she's actually fit. That's good. However she's seeing someone, and won't end it with him. That's bad.
(Barry from Eastenders is, despite the words written above, not a woman, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 10:19, Reply)

She's seeing someone else
but she likes you, but she won't end it with him? She's a fucking nasty piece of work and you should leave well alone.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 10:20, Reply)

^this
The pseudo-geordie is a very wise and sensible man
( djtrialprice, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 10:38, Reply)

*blushes*

(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 10:42, Reply)

Is that what she's said?
She won't end it with him?
I didn't know that Barry.
Tell her to end it or stop enjoying the hoo-haa.
You're better than him and she hasn't been seeing him FIVE minutes.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 10:44, Reply)

How on earth do you know he's better than the other bloke?
There is some poor chap out there who is blissfully unaware that his bird is a rancid piece of filth who's carrying on with a real shit behind his back. I feel sorry for him.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 10:46, Reply)

No. I've seen a picture of him.
He's a tit and she must be a tit for putting off lovely Barry in favour of him.
I'VE GONE OFF HER BARRY!!
Edit (I think it was him a I saw a picture of. Anyways, i know for a fact he's not even her fella yet. It's only been a few bleeding weeks.)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 10:48, Reply)

I just got naked in my office

(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 10:19, Reply)

Again?

( girlinthehole, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 10:20, Reply)

Yeah, I can't help myself
I want the people I meet tonight to view me as the suave sophisticate I am rather than a scruffy labourer. So i changed into my jeans and hoody instead of my work trousers and a hoody.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 10:21, Reply)

Give Monty a big hug and kiss from me.
Use your tongue and try to cop a feel if you can.
( girlinthehole, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 10:21, Reply)

I'm not falling for that one again
Chickenlady told me to give Bert Monkeysex some tongue once and I did, and then I felt a bit ill.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 10:26, Reply)

Just a bit?

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 10:31, Reply)

ill
( girlinthehole, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 10:37, Reply)

Good: Waiting for Godot tonight.
Bad: Not going to Tayyabs tonight.
Good: Al has been naked recently, and I haven't been violated.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 10:39, Reply)

I've got some other good stuff too
I swapped the hard drive in my laptop and it works better and the garage fixed the exhaust on my car and didn't charge me (as the one they put on a couple of weeks ago was shit) and tonight I'm getting a hot meat injection from Monty.

The only bad thing I can think of is that DiT's wife isn't going to be there.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 10:41, Reply)

Magnificent.
I was unaware that I was getting myself a hot piece of ass tonight.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 10:56, Reply)

I'm pretty certain the chops are lamb, but the seek kebabs are probably ass.
They still taste gorgeous though.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 10:57, Reply)

Oi Oi DiT!
I'm on the deli counter *waves*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 10:50, Reply)

Half a pund of smoked bacon, and a couple of slices of crumbed ham, please.
OI OI!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 10:51, Reply)

*waves*
Hi DiT!
(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 10:52, Reply)

Alright, althegeordie?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 10:52, Reply)

Pretty good thanks
what should I have for lunch DiT? I'm going to go to Sainsburys so you can choose anything from their range.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 10:54, Reply)

Double pack of chicken and mushroom pies.
Cover in ketchup.

Win.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 10:56, Reply)

I like the way your thinking

(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 10:57, Reply)

Another favourite is;
Cornish pasty, cut in half. Fill the inevitable empty bit in each half with mayonnaise, place between buttered bread.

Win.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 10:59, Reply)

Mate, that sounds repulsive.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:00, Reply)

Don't knock it...

It's cholesterol-tastic.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:01, Reply)

could you not fill the space with chips?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:00, Reply)

MMmm...
Chips and melted cheese...
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:01, Reply)

*has coronary*

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:01, Reply)

Get a microwave curry.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 10:56, Reply)

Hmmmmm
that might be curry overload, plus those things always taste like shit.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 10:57, Reply)

Ah but you'll then have the whole 'chalk/cheese' experience tonight
I was jesting though.

I'm going to have something small and bland for lunch.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 10:59, Reply)

The sainsbury ones are actually pretty good

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:10, Reply)

I'm glad you asked me that, althegeordie.
Avoid their sandwiches, because they're full of nastiness.

For something hot, I would recommend a Carrot and Coriander Soup with a crusty roll.

For something cold, grab a crusty roll and some sliced ham, and have a nice ham roll. Add mustard to taste, and perhaps some salad.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 10:57, Reply)

Gosh,
how sophisticated!
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 10:59, Reply)

You're so full of good advice, I love it.
Next time I'm having problems satisfying my woman in the bedroom I'm going to give you a call.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 10:59, Reply)

Not sure you're listening to your advice yesterday

to not be a porker just because you waddled miles on the treadmill.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:01, Reply)

It all seems to be good at the moment,
I passed all my exams by enough that I can still do my industrial year, I'm modelling again and I just this minute got a call telling me I have a job. I'm off to a gig tonight and I have not one, but two rather good looking guys persuing me.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:06, Reply)

What’s good today?
Hmmm… I am still loving my shiny new laptop and I’m placing a sweetie order today too, also my hair is lovely curly now its calmed down. Bad stuff? Nope, can’t think of anything! Huzah!
(Flim-Flam the Magnificent "You is talking loco and I like it!", Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:08, Reply)

It's all good for me right now...
Spurs beat Bolton 4-0 last night, and I'm back off to Singapore for 2 weeks next month :)

Oh, and payday tomorrow with a dirty weekend with Nicky beckoning.
( snee held his breath since, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:39, Reply)