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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Tuggers is terribly bad
at the writing of rhymes, it's so sad
he's confused re his gender
the terrible bender
& he once got a nosh off his dad.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:19, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
There was a chap called Monty of Boyce
and he'd yell at the top of his voice,
"It just goes to show,
and I don't care who knows,
but I love bumming the boys!"
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:21, Reply)
oh that's just revolting
and before lunch as well!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:21, Reply)
There was a young lady called Kitty,
who made corsets to hold in your titties,
she'll also make suits,
to look good with boots,
all of which were extremely pretty.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:23, Reply)
aww I like that one!
I feel epitomised through song
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:26, Reply)
fucking awesome
you missed your calling mate
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:23, Reply)
BTW - How do you pronounce your name?
No reason. *looks innocent*
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:25, Reply)
Vip to rhyme with pip
ros like ross
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:26, Reply)
I always said it in my head witha soft i
now it's all weird
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:30, Reply)
I can only apologise for your shortcomings

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:35, Reply)
I want to know if apeloverage
is ape love rage or ape loverage.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:57, Reply)
or apel over age
oh the possibilities are endless!!
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 11:58, Reply)
This has worried me for a long time.
Clarity demanded.
(I helped save b3ta! Larry Vest One day at a time, sweet Jesus, FFS., Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:02, Reply)
Good point...
I have always presumed 'Ape Loverage'
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:02, Reply)
this isn't going to help much
but he told me once

I have now forgotten
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:18, Reply)
Have another spliff, hippy.

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:29, Reply)
thanks :-)

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 12:37, Reply)

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