just got done watching this
www.youtube.com/watch?v=de8oaegzb_0
and it made me quite happy
before I die I want to see a flash mob
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 14:16, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

If I was in a room with Hitler, Stalin and a gropu of C-R-AZY flash mobbers

I would kill the flash mobbers.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 14:17, Reply)

misery business right there

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 14:20, Reply)

It's just so contrived, 'look at us doing something totally original and mad!'

How about you get the fuck out of my way so I can get to the tube station you feckless fucking cunts.

Even the keenest flash mobber must realise that the game was up once T-Mobile start using them in adverts
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 14:21, Reply)

MISERY

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 14:22, Reply)

That's my middle name
along with Quintus
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 14:23, Reply)

I like that name

( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 14:28, Reply)

I christen thee Naked Quintus Misery Ape

(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 14:28, Reply)

Wait that's not water!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 14:32, Reply)

I wouldn't kill them
but I really don't like them.

Sorry.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 14:21, Reply)

they're not common here, if it weren't for b3ta I never would've known what they were
I doubt anyone I know has every heard of one either
I imagine it does get old to you guys but if it happened around me I'd go nuts and grin like a school girl
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 14:23, Reply)

I guess so
it's the fact that they are used on adverts and they're in the news a lot here for really stupid causes which makes them very passe.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 14:26, Reply)

I'm a Brit
and I still enjoy them, I think it adds a bit of joy to an otherwise ordinary day.

Although guys with Free Hugs signs need to pack it in, especially at festivals.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 14:32, Reply)

I was just thinking this the other day
it's always a fat ugly guy whose drunk too much and thinks it's "hilarious" to wander around yelling "Free Hugs!" and then thinks you're being grumpy when you punch him in the face.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 14:33, Reply)

Theres a great video somewheere of a guy offering $2 deluxe hugs next to a free hug guy
Guess who gave the most hugs?

EDIT: www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJfYAJJYMqg
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 14:34, Reply)

haha just watched that video
"he doesn't mean it"
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 14:41, Reply)

That's brilliant!
Why didn't the free guy just go home.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 14:42, Reply)

Anyone who is a big enough cock to offer free hugs

isn't going to give upo that easily, he has a shallow and pretentious point about modern society to make god damn it
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 14:43, Reply)

Do you reckon they'd give up
if someone - say, me, for example, went in ostensibly for a hug but then kneed the cunt at full strength in the bollocks, and then stamped on their face as they lay whimpering on the ground?

I'm happy to try it - see how YouTube likes THAT shit, yo.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 14:48, Reply)

This I would pay $2 for, perhaps more

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 15:03, Reply)

*shakes head*
Flash mobs are fucking BENT.

A purer example of 'all join in' student-type wackiness you will be hard pressed to find.

'Oooh I'm on the tube in my pants!'

I don't fucking care, you skid-caked knob-gobbler. Put some fucking trousers on and do the world a favour and die.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 14:44, Reply)

These people are the children of...
...those who had coffee mugs with the words "You don't have to be mad to work here - but it helps!!!"

They should have been sterilised using chards of broken cheap porcelain.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 14:47, Reply)

I see you haven't posted why life is pretty good
you just wanted to come in here and ruin this thread with your MISERY
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 14:51, Reply)

Oh YEAH?
Look down, suckah!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 15:09, Reply)

I knew I could count on you for some vitriol Monty

top marks
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 14:58, Reply)