I haz cheese on toast
want some?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 19:21, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm stuffed to the gills.
I've just eaten shrimp and fried rice with a side order of chips.
( girlinthehole, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 19:32, Reply)

just a couple of Kraft slices then?
They really are "waffer fin"
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 19:35, Reply)

God I love processed cheese.
But really I couldn't manage it.
( girlinthehole, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 19:40, Reply)

I once convinced my Guide leader
than painting on processed cheese was a recognised craft/kraft
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 19:47, Reply)

*snort*

( girlinthehole, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 19:49, Reply)

Did someone say toast?
* powers up the old Breville *
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 20:40, Reply)

yay!
toastie time!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 20:41, Reply)

* strokes and gently pushes down the toast-levers in anticipation *

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 20:42, Reply)

phwaooor
that's some sexy toast action
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 20:43, Reply)

* fiddles with browning-setting *

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 20:45, Reply)

*asplodes!*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 20:46, Reply)

* ejects *

( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 20:50, Reply)

nice doing business with you
*shakes hand*
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 20:51, Reply)

* butters hand *

* presses the re-heat button on the toaster *
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 20:54, Reply)

got any jam?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 21:03, Reply)

I'm totally covered in jam
Just scrape some off.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 21:15, Reply)

*boik*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 21:21, Reply)

Gah!
That's the jam ruined.

I've also got marmalade.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 21:35, Reply)

chunky?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 21:37, Reply)

I've covered my hair in a huge blob of marmalade so I've now got a massive marmalade afro on my head. Come and get it before it attracts toomany bees.

The density of chunks varies from side to side. The right side of the 'afro' is the chunkiest.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 21:41, Reply)

bees, hair and marmalade is my favourite combination
*munches afro*
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 21:45, Reply)

Munch away!
Just remember to stop once you taste flesh.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 21:48, Reply)

you'll be lucky
I've got a large nutcracker and a taste for spicy brains
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 21:50, Reply)

In that case
I suspect you'll soon end up being renamed nutcracker-related incident.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 25 Feb 2010, 22:18, Reply)