Advice please
I've just been handed a blank card to sign for one of our Polish worker's new baby.

I just can't think what to put.

apart from "congratulationski"
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 9:11, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

"Don't eat it"

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 9:12, Reply)

I may not put this
unless I get desparate
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 9:14, Reply)

"Sprinkle some dill on it"
They love the dill.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 9:15, Reply)

Try this
Kiedy wasze dziecko obraca szesnaœcie, JA jestem udaj¹cy siê id¹cy; chodzenie do gwa³tu to.

It roughly translates as "When your baby turns 16, I'm going to rape it".

Sometimes I sicken even myself.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 9:15, Reply)

That licker on your page, for example.
No neeeeeed.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 9:16, Reply)

Licker?

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 9:18, Reply)

as in 'window...'

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 9:19, Reply)

Shit.
Walked straight into that one, didn't I Auntie?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 9:24, Reply)

Looking good

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 9:18, Reply)

Try:
Fuck off back to Poland.

Ha ha haaaa!
(The Boy Monders I have ginger bits in my beard., Fri 26 Feb 2010, 10:50, Reply)

He's quite a nice guy.
If a bit of a fascist.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 11:03, Reply)

How about.
moje gratulacje
( girlinthehole, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 9:21, Reply)

I'll check the translation first
Sorry, but this is B3ta.

Edit: Shame on me for doubting BGB
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 9:25, Reply)

Pfft!
This is big-girl's-blouse, you can trust me.
( girlinthehole, Fri 26 Feb 2010, 9:29, Reply)