Go'ead Mont!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:45, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

*does Frank Drebin baseball umpire celebration routine from The Naked Gun*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:46, Reply)

Ha!
I love those films!
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:48, Reply)

My father
is physically and personality-wise a cross between Leslie Nielsen and Leonard Nimoy.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:51, Reply)

your father is therefore the best person in the world
Police Squad was the greatest

"cigarette?"
"yes I know"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:54, Reply)

When I was a child
my brother and I were woken in the night and dragged downstairs by our father because 'Airplane' was on and he wanted us to see it.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:57, Reply)

it is a glorious film
"I can make a brooch, a hat, or a pterodactyl!"
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:58, Reply)

'Jimmy, do you like it when Scraps rubs up against you?'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:01, Reply)

"have you ever seen a grown man naked?"

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:18, Reply)

*does Baboon's victory dance*
I have a date later this month
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:55, Reply)

Good work young lady

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:57, Reply)

*crosses arms and looks sullen*
I want a date. What's fucking wrong with me?

(Apart from my atrocious spelling)
( girlinthehole, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 10:58, Reply)

All you have to do is ask
not me, I mean generally. My dog has become an excellent ice-breaker, I get chatting to about a dozen different women every day now, but until I have the confidence to converse like an actual human being, or ask for a phone number, I'll stick to being on my own
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:01, Reply)

ice wind
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:02, Reply)

Can't I just punch men in the arm and run away.
That's the basis of my flirting technique.
( girlinthehole, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:04, Reply)

It'd work on me
and I think most men would find it flattering. Although, if you punch a guy on his arm and he chases you, it might not be best to let him catch you
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:05, Reply)

Roota seems to be a man magnet and she's visiting me soon.
Maybe I can trap a stray one who approaches her.
( girlinthehole, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:09, Reply)

Man-trapping?
Make sure you use plenty of Monkey Beer as bait
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:10, Reply)

I'll remember that : )

( girlinthehole, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:11, Reply)

good for you

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:00, Reply)