I <3 Boobs

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:07, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

you nutsack boobs?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:09, Reply)

Regularly
You should try tea-bagging funbags.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:12, Reply)

maybe I will!

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:13, Reply)

I think he's trying to say
he is less than 3 boobs.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:13, Reply)

Maths is fun!

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:17, Reply)

Especially with boobs!

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:20, Reply)

Lab you may not be able to tell
but there is a finger being held up in your direction
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:13, Reply)

I felt a tingling
At first I thought someone, somewhere, was flipping me the bird.

Then I remembered I used mint showergel this morning.
( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:18, Reply)

Did you shave your head too?

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:23, Reply)

No

( Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:26, Reply)

I was about to say "Who doesn't?"
but obviously Amberl throws that comment out the window!
(bill, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:24, Reply)

I'm the exception that proves the rule
apparantly I'm also the only person in the entire world who does not find Megan Fox attractive either
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:31, Reply)

I don't either
I think she's weird lookin'. Not as weird looking as some of the people on here though....
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:33, Reply)

: )

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:37, Reply)

I would
but she's got something a bit odd about her eyes and mouth

and freakish thumbs
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:33, Reply)

She is a bit odd
There are other actresses who everyone seems to rave about because of their attractiveness, and I can't see it either:

Scarlett Johansson
Anne Hathaway
Sandra Bullock

to name but three.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:37, Reply)

I've never quite understood why people go mad for Scarlett Johansson
she's quite nice, but not stunning

Anne Hathaway has massive eyebrows
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:40, Reply)

Hathaway has a very pretty face
but needs a good feed.

(And I'm happy to feed her something if she agrees with meis unconscious)
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:45, Reply)

Sandra Bullock is almost plain
Can't work out why Megan Fox is unattractive. She has nearly all the ingredients that make Jennifer Connolly and Angelina Jolie terrifically attractive, but put together all wrong
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:54, Reply)

you are right there
well done
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:59, Reply)

She's OK
but nowhere near as hot as it's made out that she is.
(bill, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:45, Reply)

eaxactly
i don't understand all the fuss at all
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:56, Reply)

I do think she's beautiful
but none of it's real, she might as well be a blow up doll for the amount of plastic she's had pumped into her.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:54, Reply)

plastic baby batter
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:56, Reply)

Should have seen that coming
Although she claimed in the news recently that she's only slept with 2 men. Albeit she also claims her nose is real.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:01, Reply)

it could be real I suppose...
unrelated question: do you make stuff besides corsets?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:03, Reply)

I have the ability (to an extent)*
what were you thinking of?

*I can make most things from a pattern, but not something like a wedding dress.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:23, Reply)

only two men?
yet she gets a HIV test every 6 months. Hmmm

Edit: celebrity fail. I was thinking of Scarlett Johannanson with the HIV test thing
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:04, Reply)

Because there is no difference between these two, honest


Edit: Looks like that site don't like me embedding their pictures:
plasticsergeant.com/celebrity/megan-fox-nose-job
(bill, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:13, Reply)

bit of a fail there bill old chum
doesn't look like she has had it altered all that much really. just a bit of a bump removed. I suspect the lips are fake too though
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:19, Reply)

Nose fail!

Like Monty bleeding all over your cream carpet on a monday morning!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:22, Reply)