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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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I feel dirty
replying to threads with pretentious waffle at the beginning. So instead

BOOOOOOBS! Discuss.
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 11:59, 89 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
I like breasts.
First.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:00, Reply)
I like breasts

(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:00, Reply)
I think we should vote for the best boobs on /offtopic.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:01, Reply)
clearly we'd need pictures of them all
as well as weights and measurements

let's be scientific about this
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:03, Reply)
I'll set up an impartial judging panel.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:05, Reply)
Can you be impartial?

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:13, Reply)
Hell no.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:26, Reply)
surely
field work would be needed as well
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:07, Reply)
Blindfold Quantitative Analysis (BQA) would be a prime reqiuisite.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:10, Reply)
YOUR BOOBS

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:03, Reply)
YOU HAVE MOAR BOOBS

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:05, Reply)
We are boobtastic.
Just wait 'til our boobs are in Cornwall with Lusty's boobs.
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:06, Reply)
it's going to be an exciting time for all of us

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:09, Reply)
You're not invited

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:14, Reply)
I was told I could come along if I bought an outboard motor with me

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:16, Reply)
I beg to differ

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:16, Reply)
beg all you like dogface

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:22, Reply)
it would give you too much satisfaction
hard to decide which would annoy you more, me going to the cornwall bash, or not going to rob you of one of your greatest pleasures
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:23, Reply)
What fun the trip to the Eden Project is going to be.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:24, Reply)
bet you can't wait!

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:26, Reply)
I know where to hide.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:29, Reply)
TGB's massive vag?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:30, Reply)
With its tropical climate.

(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:32, Reply)
Actually
to do my part for the planet I've filled it with polar bears
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:33, Reply)
that's quite moving

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:33, Reply)
*shoves Kaol in*
*runs away*
(I helped save b3ta! thealternativefact, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:33, Reply)
*chucks some sand in for good measure*

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:35, Reply)

good measure Grip
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:39, Reply)
it must be like Center Parcs by now
with all the stuff people keep shoving in there.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:57, Reply)
I have a monthly clear out

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:59, Reply)
That amused me
I'm imagining a garage sale just outside your ladyparts with everything going for £1
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:03, Reply)
*insert menstruation comment here*

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:08, Reply)
Hopefully someone
will remember to pack a defibrillator!
(bill, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:37, Reply)
Boobies.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:03, Reply)
I would feel lonely and vulnerable without mine

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:04, Reply)
Are they like some kind of bullet proof vest?

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:05, Reply)
Kind of!
More a forcefield.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:06, Reply)
there was a segment on a TV program
here last night, about a merkin who was saved by her breast implant - it was inded bulletproof
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:06, Reply)
FANTASTIC!
"my tits are like a shield of steel!"
(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:07, Reply)
*doo doo deedle eedle ee doo doo doo doodoodoo*

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:13, Reply)
it was also, apparently
a Midnight Titshot
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:15, Reply)
If mine were a bit bigger
I'd never go out again. Boobies are fun. Hooray for Boobies.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:05, Reply)
And I'd have spluffed all over your windowsill by now
But don't stop, I'm enjoying this.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:14, Reply)
*Doesn't stop.*
Wishes they weren't quite so hairy though. Gets in your teeth when you lick your own nipples.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:36, Reply)
I'm sure I'd get used to it
I've been picking your pubes from betwixt my incisors for weeks now...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:12, Reply)
I've learnt to love my boobs.
I just wish there was someone else to love them too.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:34, Reply)

*puts hand up blouse*
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:36, Reply)
Hooray!
It's nice to know they're appreciated.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:42, Reply)
I love mine too
But it'd be nice to share the wealth, yeah.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:36, Reply)
Show them and they will be loved.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:37, Reply)
i hate to break a theme
but boobs are useless pretty much
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:39, Reply)
No No and thrice No!
Boobies have many uses, some of which are not even sexual.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:40, Reply)
Get out
get out now
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:56, Reply)
leaves quietly
But I stand by my words! They fill out a top well, but mostly they're useless
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:58, Reply)
Not to me they're not
I find I can have hours of fun with a pair of boobies.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:36, Reply)
She's not normal that one.
*gives evil eye*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 12:58, Reply)
*shrivels*

(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:05, Reply)
I <3 Boobs

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:07, Reply)
you nutsack boobs?

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:09, Reply)
Regularly
You should try tea-bagging funbags.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:12, Reply)
maybe I will!

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:13, Reply)
I think he's trying to say
he is less than 3 boobs.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:13, Reply)
Maths is fun!

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:17, Reply)
Especially with boobs!

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:20, Reply)
Lab you may not be able to tell
but there is a finger being held up in your direction
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:13, Reply)
I felt a tingling
At first I thought someone, somewhere, was flipping me the bird.

Then I remembered I used mint showergel this morning.
(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:18, Reply)
Did you shave your head too?

(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:23, Reply)
No

(I helped save b3ta! Labia Majora You keep on talking but it makes no sense at all, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:26, Reply)
I was about to say "Who doesn't?"
but obviously Amberl throws that comment out the window!
(bill, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:24, Reply)
I'm the exception that proves the rule
apparantly I'm also the only person in the entire world who does not find Megan Fox attractive either
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:31, Reply)
I don't either
I think she's weird lookin'. Not as weird looking as some of the people on here though....
(I helped save b3ta! TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:33, Reply)
: )

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:37, Reply)
I would
but she's got something a bit odd about her eyes and mouth

and freakish thumbs
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:33, Reply)
She is a bit odd
There are other actresses who everyone seems to rave about because of their attractiveness, and I can't see it either:

Scarlett Johansson
Anne Hathaway
Sandra Bullock

to name but three.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:37, Reply)
I've never quite understood why people go mad for Scarlett Johansson
she's quite nice, but not stunning

Anne Hathaway has massive eyebrows
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:40, Reply)
Hathaway has a very pretty face
but needs a good feed.

(And I'm happy to feed her something if she agrees with meis unconscious)
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:45, Reply)
Sandra Bullock is almost plain
Can't work out why Megan Fox is unattractive. She has nearly all the ingredients that make Jennifer Connolly and Angelina Jolie terrifically attractive, but put together all wrong
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:54, Reply)
you are right there
well done
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:59, Reply)
She's OK
but nowhere near as hot as it's made out that she is.
(bill, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:45, Reply)
eaxactly
i don't understand all the fuss at all
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:56, Reply)
I do think she's beautiful
but none of it's real, she might as well be a blow up doll for the amount of plastic she's had pumped into her.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:54, Reply)

plastic baby batter
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 13:56, Reply)
Should have seen that coming
Although she claimed in the news recently that she's only slept with 2 men. Albeit she also claims her nose is real.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:01, Reply)
it could be real I suppose...
unrelated question: do you make stuff besides corsets?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:03, Reply)
I have the ability (to an extent)*
what were you thinking of?

*I can make most things from a pattern, but not something like a wedding dress.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:23, Reply)
only two men?
yet she gets a HIV test every 6 months. Hmmm

Edit: celebrity fail. I was thinking of Scarlett Johannanson with the HIV test thing
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:04, Reply)
Because there is no difference between these two, honest
MF Nose Before and After

Edit: Looks like that site don't like me embedding their pictures:
plasticsergeant.com/celebrity/megan-fox-nose-job
(bill, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:13, Reply)
bit of a fail there bill old chum
doesn't look like she has had it altered all that much really. just a bit of a bump removed. I suspect the lips are fake too though
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:19, Reply)
Nose fail!

Like Monty bleeding all over your cream carpet on a monday morning!
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 14:22, Reply)

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