I have
£23.47 in my wallet at the moment and some empty plastic bits from the ciggies filters in my pocket. Also, filters, phone, baccy, keys & lighter.

That's all I can offer.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:53, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

This is good.
I will add up and start finding some bargains...

EDIT 38.20 Get shopping people! No change allowed. :)
( Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 15:58, Reply)

I can let you have these five magic beans,
For exactly £38.20.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:05, Reply)

How magic?
Paul Daniels or the Great Stupendo?
( Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:07, Reply)

More Ali Bongo really
Deal?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:09, Reply)

Sorry
I don't do forrins.

;)
( Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:12, Reply)

He was British
and very good
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:14, Reply)

but nowhere near as popular as his brother, Um

(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:16, Reply)

he was a little more
fruity
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:19, Reply)

Really?
Beats The Great Stupendo then, I think he was Cypriot or something. In that case, a deal has bean struck.
See what I did there??!
( Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:17, Reply)

Some punnage

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:20, Reply)

No he fucking wasn't
His name is Geoffrey Durham and he was married to Victoria Wood until a few years ago. They lived together on Highgate West Hill in that there London. I am not at liberty to discuss how I know this information as I am a super-spy.

He is a fat shirter and incredibly annoying.

......MESSAGE ENDS......
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:20, Reply)

I know nothing
:(

Edit, who the fuck am I thinking of then? Not this guy..
www.geoffreydurham.com/video.htm
( Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:23, Reply)

Don't worry about it.
We can't all be super-spys, or experts in the field of 'creepy magicians who were on Crackerjack in the 1980s'.

Related fact: my father once called Stu Francis a 'simpering berk'. History proves him right.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:25, Reply)

oooo
I could crush a grape!
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:27, Reply)

Ali Bongo gets a mention by Half Man Half Biscuit.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ali_Bongo
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:27, Reply)

Cunt in 'mentioned by cunts' shocker

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:31, Reply)

Now now.
Let's not...
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:40, Reply)

Nearly a year since his death..

( Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:34, Reply)

That's him.
He used to be The Great Suprendo, with a wig, a false 'tache and a poorly-executed 'foreign' accent...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:41, Reply)

Victoria Wood can go rim my granddad
that woman wouldn't know funny if it shat in her eyes and repeatedly beat her with a placard saying 'I am Funny'
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:24, Reply)

I hate her almost to Bowie Level, the highest there is.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:26, Reply)

I think you might need a new hobby

(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:26, Reply)

I hate Sandi Toksvig more

( Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:28, Reply)

I HATE intolerance
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:29, Reply)

Intolerance?
Is she a burlesque dancer?
( Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:31, Reply)

What sort of a man would hate a burlesque dancer?
Mind you, I'd kick that Dita Von Teese in the tits if she so much as even looked at me. She's faux-attractive
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:33, Reply)

Speech impediment?
But yes. Burlesque should never be hated.
( Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:36, Reply)

Nope, I said kick
mostly because she once dated that mong Marilyn Manson
(Bret Mong Keys Eggs has wet his weapon, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:37, Reply)

I meant faux.
Yeah, all lipstick and powder puff wrapped cover artist. Meh.
( Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:39, Reply)

She is easy to overlook

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:29, Reply)

Careful Monty,
or the "picture" gets put back on.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:29, Reply)

I've found a tyre.
not sure one will do much good though.
www.roadtyres.com/235-75-15-S.asp
( Jimbuktu See? Right here, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:07, Reply)

perfect for a swing

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 3 Mar 2010, 16:19, Reply)