SpankyHanky has gone too far
he said the Cure are shit.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:54, 43 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

CRASH BANG WALLOP WHAT A PICTUUUURE

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:58, Reply)

Where?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:58, Reply)

PPPS to this post
www.b3ta.com/questions/letterstheywillneverread/post654154
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:58, Reply)

Why do you read his shit?
Just reply to his answers calling him a liar.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:04, Reply)

POTD

( djtrialprice, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:05, Reply)

I skimmed it
and caught the bit at the end.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:05, Reply)

You should try this

(Bazongaloid, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:10, Reply)

That's the sort of thing that'll get me stepped again.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:22, Reply)

I can't understand why you can call someone a cunt and say you fucked their two year old daughter
but not tell someone they are full of shit.
( Peej, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:25, Reply)

because people gaz the mods,
that's basically it.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:25, Reply)

I only know two people who are mods
and that's because they've told me off. I've never clicked ignore either.
( Peej, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:35, Reply)

Near the start and at the end
of his latest QOTW answer....
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:59, Reply)

Whatwhatwhat?
The Cure would be GENIUS if it weren't for Robert Smith...

(Same as The Smiths without Morrissey ;-) )
(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 13:59, Reply)

The world
would be genius without Morrissey.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:04, Reply)

tru dat

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:05, Reply)

Morrissey played near me
He demands when he plays gigs that there is no meat on the premises. There was a market stall nearby selling meat and he bought the lot for £200 and donated it to a hostel. Firstly the amount of meat which was enough sausages to fill two bin-bags, lamb, venison, steak and chops, as well as 40 packs of bacon and 30 packets of sliced ham is worth way more than £200 (the butcher afterwards said he should have asked for more but was shocked). Secondly the fucking hypocrisy of saying don't eat meat its murder and then buying some and giving it to other people to eat. Thirdly what a cunt! Fuck water bottles people should throw sausages at him!
( Peej, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:21, Reply)

kill him or something

( Lisette von Falcon, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:00, Reply)

'A Forest' is an excellent tune'
'Killing an Arab' is alright.

But they have made hundreds of totally shit records - by far the worse is 'Lovecats' which is a truly terrible, self-consciously 'kooky' mountain of gaiety that reminds me of stupid 'alternative' girls from the 80s that smelled of TCP.

Robert Smith was at his best when he was in Siouxsie & The Banshees for a bit: their live 'Nocturne' LP is absolutely brilliant. In the accompanying DVD you can see a young Martin Degville at the start, who ended up in Sigue Sigue Sputnik with Tony James from Generation X.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:00, Reply)

I love the bass on Lovecats
Their darker stuff is generally better though, Disintegration is a splendid album

and their song Burn from the Crow soundtrack is sublime
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:02, Reply)

We watched Siouxsie's Dreamshow at the weekend.
Fucking love it. The full orchestra backing her is brilliant.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:09, Reply)

That was good.
And to be honest I still 'would'.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:22, Reply)

I saw her and Budgie on the tube about ten years ago
and definitely would have then. In front of Budgie. On the District Line.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:01, Reply)

Re. Siouxsie
I definitely would. Now and in her punk days.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 18:29, Reply)

They _are_ shit though, they don't have a single good song. They're like a poor man's Andrew Lloyd Webber.
They're only used for cliches in telivision shows.

All glam-emo-80s-thinggy is shit, nothing is good about it, they're all just trying to please their parents and failing baddly.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:04, Reply)

no

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:05, Reply)

I bet you hear music about aliens and space, like that song by The Mama's and Pappas
And it makes you think "Oh cool, SPACE ! Oh man, lost in space, that was amazing. Man, I bet _they_ were on drugs ! hahah ! Drugs and space and all that !"
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:12, Reply)

woah
are you, like, in my brain?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:14, Reply)

If anyone made that music today, it wouldn't get pass to pub scene.
They're on par with
- Standard cheddar cheese
- Fruit Cake
- Buiscets (such as Rich Tea or Digestives) without anything to acompliment them, not even tea.
- Leaks
- Instertution food
- Garry Rhodes
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:07, Reply)

the same would probably be said of Hendrix
in that he wouldn't get past the pub scene.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:08, Reply)

Yeah', he's fucking shit too.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:13, Reply)

If it wasn't for viatnam, he would still be playing in his garage.

( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:14, Reply)

I'm sure this is a joke, but if not, could you please elaborate?


Thanks
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 16:05, Reply)

and there beatles
who were shite anyway. But the same goes for most bands. There's a time and a place. I bet Blur and Oasis wouldn't get far if they started out today.
( Peej, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:24, Reply)

I love the song "Song 2", that's a bit good, and everyone knows I'm rather partial to a bit of Wonderwall at the local accustic live session....
... but you can't base a career around one song, unless you're Bono.
( G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:33, Reply)

For all Bono's faults,
and there are many, I wouldn't finger any one particular song.

He has an entire back catalogue of equally gash tunes.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:40, Reply)

Did you just say you wanted to finger Bono?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:50, Reply)

Yes!
But I shall dip my finger in a vial containing 16 million Scoville Units worth of Pure Capsicum.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:52, Reply)

'For his pleasure with extra tingly feeling'?

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 15:02, Reply)

Pshaw.
Anyone who says that hasn't listened to Carnage Visors and Pornography.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:33, Reply)

I like how
in desperation not to offend any of his sycophants, he tried to qualify his dislike for The Cure by saying he grew up listening to them.
( whenanimalsattackhumans clad in global hypercolour, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:41, Reply)

Does anyone else wonder if Peter Doherty thinks he's Robert Smith?

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:50, Reply)

That has really got me giggling...
Why?
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 14:52, Reply)

Everything's funny on Crack, isn't it?

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Fri 5 Mar 2010, 17:08, Reply)