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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Dear Doctor.Why do I always get constipated on holiday?
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girlinthehole, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:37,
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latest was 16 years ago)
If she would take the cock out, it would help.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:44,
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Dehydration my dear girl.Drink lots of water before and during flying, don't get hammered first night and don't over-do the sun.
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Thanks Doc!But I don't usually go on Club 18 - 30 holidays you know.
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girlinthehole, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:42,
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The other cause......can be as simple as a change in diet which disrupts the healthy bacteria in your stomach.
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The change in dietis a massive increase in your consumption of jizz.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:53, Reply)
You'd be my perfect guy if you were funny.And had a large penis of course.
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girlinthehole, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 12:58,
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WellI'd better learn some jokes then.
And attach some weights to my penis.
(, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 13:03, Reply)
It shouldn't disrupt the bowels......but it might cause 'Irritable Gowl Syndrome'.
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