The Genial Mr L. King
Has posted at the top of QOTW. Be warned; it's fucking scathing. It took me several re-reads due to the immense complexity of composition, and then I had to go and have a cry. His rapier-like wit pierces my very soul. Etfuckingcetera
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:29, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Oh god.
His reply to the original post was pretty funny, but he's going down hill fast.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:36, Reply)

And that didn't take long
did it? Jesus, its like children over here. Fucking children. Or a load of sheep. Proves a point to myself this does. Schoolyard mentality on the internet. Who'd have thought? Laters losers (apart from Al who I have actually quite warmed to for some unknown reason).
(Lizard King, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:37, Reply)

Byeeeee

(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:38, Reply)

For all you other twats reading this
he likes me and is going to buy me beer.


AHAHA
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:38, Reply)

You're not actually going to go for a drink with him are you?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:39, Reply)

I'm starting to think
that Lizard King is Al
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:40, Reply)

Al's going to be drinking alone tonight then.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:40, Reply)

I usually am.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:41, Reply)

You should start a new thread saying you're an alcoholic.
Those are well fun.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:44, Reply)

If I wasn't sure I wasn't
I'd think that too.

But after my naughty stepping I'm too scared to get any other accounts.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:41, Reply)

Me too.
Or Al's mum.
( girlinthehole, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:41, Reply)

If he's buying the beers I'm anyone


Plus the opportunity to be told to my face that I'm a twat and a bully would be almost too good to miss.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:40, Reply)

Be sure to meet in a public place and let someone know where you're going.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:42, Reply)

Or bring Ed and Mabazaritchie for protection

(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:44, Reply)

I'd pay to see that

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:45, Reply)

They would make excellent security.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:46, Reply)

And how awesome would it be
to park up outside the pub in Ed's Harrier jump-jet?
(LongJohnBaldry, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:48, Reply)

Far more impressive than a Honda Accord

( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 15:02, Reply)

I'll do that for you
But then I'll give you a great big fluffeh hug and some pretend cake.
( chickenlady b3ta's very own Elizabeth Taylor, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:43, Reply)

correct me if I'm wrong
but I think the following formula fits both your post on qotw and the previous one regarding Mr S Hanky.

1. Post something designed to get a reaction from certain elements
2. Get a reaction
3. Act as if you are all surprised by the reaction
4. Gloat
5. Pretend you are too busy and too important to then discuss things
6. ???
7. Profit
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:42, Reply)

Step 6 is very obviously "crack one out"
possibly while looking in the mirror

and crying inside
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Mon 8 Mar 2010, 14:44, Reply)