Is that the same 'Allo Allo' that was about as funny
as cot death?

The only time that Gordon Kaye ever made me laugh was when he got a massive wooden board in his head during the great storm of 1990.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 8:55, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Hello Monty.
I don't suppose you look anything like Jeff Bridges do you?
( girlinthehole, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:00, Reply)

Good morning sweetness.
I am most sad to confess that I don't.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:02, Reply)

Do you know anyone that looks like Jeff Bridges?
I'd even settle for a woman that looks like Jeff Bridges.
( girlinthehole, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:03, Reply)

I've only been to a fancy dress party once before
I went as The Dude. I wore shorts and sandals, stuffed a cushion up my top, had long hair and I grew a big goatee specially for the occasion. I looked Jeff Bridges-esque. You'd have been all *swoon* etc.
( djtrialprice, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:06, Reply)

I like getting high
about as much as Jeff Bridges. Will that do?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:12, Reply)

So does Pete Doherty but she wouldn't...

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:28, Reply)

Sorry that is presumptious...

(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:28, Reply)

Be as presumptious as you like.
I definitely wouldn't.
( girlinthehole, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 11:16, Reply)

hello Blousie
how're you today?
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:03, Reply)

Waiting for the bookeeper to arrive to do the monthly accounts.
*sings in sultry voice*

...and I'm feeling fine.
( girlinthehole, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:05, Reply)

glad to hear you're fine.
May I please ask who Jeff Bridges is, and why are you so intent upon stalking him, m'dear?
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:06, Reply)

He's a famous actor and he's lush.
I seem to have focused all my pent up lust in his direction. Dear God I hope he never gets near me. I may spontainously combust.
( girlinthehole, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:09, Reply)

Then again, you may not spontaneously combust.
He may sweep you into his arms and ravish you for hours and then beg you to be his forever more.
It's possible. Unlikely, given the circumstances that ordinary plebs like us rarely meet the famous, but still possible.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:12, Reply)

Ha!
Pleb.

I love that word.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 9:20, Reply)