Pretty much everything about today makes me want to puke.
How do you cheer yourself up?
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:01, 35 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

By playing old bass-heavy music at loud volume.
Whilst cooking chicken pillaf.
Nom ;-)
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:06, Reply)

I get my sweat on
and watch films.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:11, Reply)

Bloody hell
Saw VI is not a good film to watch while you eat your dinner.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:12, Reply)

I stopped watching with saw 4
I think that's the one where the guy is in the autopsy and they flip his scalp over his face, cut open his skull and pull out his brain??
I got dizzy and almost vommed within 5 minutes of the movie.
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:16, Reply)

Pedantic question for you al...
Strictly speaking, apart from the mass of the air contained therein, can a hole be massive?
Massive implies having mass etc....
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:14, Reply)

yes

(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:16, Reply)

Concise and to the point.
Incidentally, just how massive were the holes?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:18, Reply)

About 2m wide, 4m long and 5m deep

(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:19, Reply)

that's a deep hole
mine were only about 500mm wide, 2 metres long and a metre deep at most. then they got filled in again.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:23, Reply)

What can I say
I roll on a larger scale than you.

Because I'm so fat I can't walk.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:24, Reply)

good stuff
do you travel long distance dangling beneath a chinook?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:25, Reply)

I get the chinook to drop me at the top of a big hill
then I roll down like a massive zorb.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:48, Reply)

Each or in total?
And for what purpose?

Holes have always held some kind of attraction for me.
I dug a trench t'other day, using a pick (of indeterminate age) and a shovel that's about 80 yrs old.
I felt a deep sense of fullfilment when I was done. It was a noble and goodly trench measuring 7ft deep, 3ft wide and 18ft long.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:28, Reply)

Each hole was that big
I dug them to see what was at the bottom.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:51, Reply)

And what did you find at the bottom of each hole?
No, wait, let me guess...
Was it...
Dirt?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:00, Reply)

to the untrained eye it may look like dirt
but there is a world of clayey sandy silty gravel out there.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:02, Reply)

Untrained eye?
Shame on you.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 22:21, Reply)

Allow me.
dictionary.reference.com/browse/Massive?&qsrc= edit: oh.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:16, Reply)

Thanks indeed.
Large in scale does it.
Still doesn't feel right though.
An absence of mass being massive? Bleh!
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:32, Reply)

a massive forehead

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:33, Reply)

usually accompanied
by a miniature brain
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:53, Reply)

I like to watch old BBC Comedies.
Oh, and today I watched Brass Eye on 4OD. Eeexcellent.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:44, Reply)

I fucking love brass eye
I keep meaning to buy it. I'm eating a packet of Bourbons.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:47, Reply)

I watched the Drugs episode.
Remember, Cake is a made up drug. One kiddy cried all of the water out of her body. It's a fucking disgrace.

Ooh, Bourbons. Surely the king of biscuits.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:48, Reply)

I'm going to have to put them away
I've already eaten half a packet. Now I need to stop or I will eat the rest.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:49, Reply)

I bought a new mug today
the stupid receptionist at work broke my other one.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:50, Reply)

What a bitch.
Still, I'm sure you can get another one where the man's clothes come off when you put the hot liquid in.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:51, Reply)

I've just bought a plain mug
and I'm going to sellotape pictures of erect cocks to it.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:52, Reply)

sellotape pictures of put my s
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:53, Reply)

I just put on my favourite coat and go out raping pensioners.
Always gives me a lift.
(chb3 Read my lips. See my profile. See me talk., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 19:57, Reply)

I have the smug saisfaction of knowing
that wherever I go, I carry a sick-bag around in case I have a puke-worthy day.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:05, Reply)

Is it a memento from some exotic airline?
Or did you purchase it especially?
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:11, Reply)

Naaah...
Just an old Indian Takeaway paper-bag.
( mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:15, Reply)

I feel...
Punctured.
( blaireau69 , the Cumbrian Travis Bickle., Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:27, Reply)

By my friends commenting
on my weight loss. Down to 125, 15lbs to go! (from a high of 167)
( Batshitmentalist is sane for once, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 2:20, Reply)