Ha, tiny cock joke
I've heard all the stories about what you and DiT got up to at that there Christmas party. For shame, that Geordie. For shame.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:33, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Look there's nothing wrong if two consenting adults want to bounce their testicles together to see what it's like

(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:37, Reply)

It made me feel warm and safe.
And afterwards, sore.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:39, Reply)

That's how he does it
He makes you feel safe, then ups it until you're left as a crying wreck, cowering in the corner, and afraid to venture near the rest of humanity ever again.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:42, Reply)

I only felt sore
when your wife was spanking me. But you were asleep by then.
(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:43, Reply)

I sleep with one eye open.
I SAW IT ALL.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:48, Reply)

I'VE SEEN AL IN HIS PANTS

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:51, Reply)

My pants have seen you!

(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:52, Reply)

Oh shit we're all doomed now

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:53, Reply)

My gosh
And you saw my pants on my wedding day!
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:54, Reply)

Oh bollocks, I appear to be a horrendous slut.
It was all innocent, honest guv
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 21:08, Reply)

That's why you were wanking like a chimp

(Bazongaloid, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:51, Reply)

And flinging my poo around.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 10 Mar 2010, 20:54, Reply)