That is probably the nicest thing anyone I've never met has ever said about me

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:18, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Okay we get it, you don't think much of yourself
but given what you look like, I'm not in the least bit surprised, and whole self deprecating thing is getting quite old now.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:20, Reply)

Al I don't think
you are in a position to be critical about what people look like you bog eyed freak
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:21, Reply)

My position on the other side of the internet
is the perfect one in which to be as critical as I like.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:23, Reply)

Not with me it isn't.
It's something that's incredibly hard to stop even when you start to think better about yourself.

It's only since joining B3ta that I've become more lax about having my photo taken.

This is me


( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:21, Reply)

The chess piece?

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:33, Reply)

Fuck off
On this occasion I was actually just thanking TGB for saying something nice. Is that not allowed? Tell you what, I won't say anything else negative about myself - I'll just let you do it, as you enjoy it so much
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:26, Reply)

Nope

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:27, Reply)

Of course it's fucking not.
Next it'll be *hugs*, and then we're back to internet cakes and hsh threads.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:27, Reply)

That's exactly where I was going

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:29, Reply)

Why, Al, why? Why would you want to back there?

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:31, Reply)

No, I didn't mean that
I meant you're justification for not being nice is where I was headed. I don't want to go back to that. *thousand yard stares*
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:32, Reply)

You're?
YOU'RE?

What the fuck has happened to you, man?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:35, Reply)

*hangs head in shame*

(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:38, Reply)

shame bowl of jizz
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:46, Reply)

Wookie
Do you need a hug?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:33, Reply)

It's because he wasn't on that list yesterday.

( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:34, Reply)

I'm still bitter that Al got Clenders as his bff, and I'm left with nothing.
NOTHING.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:37, Reply)

But I thought you had first dibs on Clenders.

( girlinthehole, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:39, Reply)

So did I.
*cries*
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:42, Reply)

I got my dibs in before him
so his dibs just slid off harmlessly
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:42, Reply)

I'm avoiding hugs until I can be squished between you, Lusty and Clenders.
Anything in the meantime would just feel like a pale imitation.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:34, Reply)

This would be the only reason I would come to cornwall at easter
but sadly I'm still not.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:38, Reply)

Oh well,
more for me.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:39, Reply)

and me
although all I'm liable to get is punched in the face by TGB...
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:43, Reply)

This will be my second favourite part of the holiday.
Best put your croissant somewhere safe.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:46, Reply)

I may need to be reminded why I'm going again....

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:48, Reply)

Even a punch in the face from such a wonderful example of womanhood
is better than full on sex from most others.
(Bazongaloid, Thu 11 Mar 2010, 14:46, Reply)