I like Bassett's Liquorice Allsorts.
I like the Bertie Bassett one. I bite his head off first, then his arms, then his legs, and then I eat his torso. Sometimes I eat his head last and imagine the tiny screams.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 10:06, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I get two and make them fight to the death
They changed Bertie Bassetts to a weird blue thing rather than the 100% liquorice I grew up with
( Peej, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 10:09, Reply)

He's only screaming while you bite his arms and legs off
once you eat the torso you've eaten his little liquorice lungs so he can't scream.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 10:09, Reply)

This is always how it starts.
A couple of years down the line and we'll be talking about the nice man from the internet and he didn't seem the type to be a serial killer.
( girlinthehole, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 10:11, Reply)

"nice man from the internet" ?!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 10:12, Reply)

Well when he's not on the internet, he's nice.

( girlinthehole, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 10:17, Reply)

Weird

bi-polar internet disorder
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 10:20, Reply)

OK, screams *and then* gurgles.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 10:15, Reply)

You frighten me

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 10:18, Reply)

You could blow through his neck
and wobble his liquorice larynx and make him try and say basic words.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 10:19, Reply)

I really, really like this.
Jelly Babies, here we come!
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 10:27, Reply)

I don't need to hear words.
I just want to look in to his tiny eyes and see him, see his thoughts, and see him know fear.

I fully expect that my dreams tonight will be me being eating by a giant liqourice man.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 10:27, Reply)

being eating?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 10:28, Reply)

Being eaten, sorry.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 10:37, Reply)

So you should be
I'm going to let you off with a warning this time, but next time I will dock you points.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 10:38, Reply)

dock bum points senseless etc

*yawns languidly*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 10:47, Reply)

I dream about sharks
more than is probably normal.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 10:41, Reply)