How are you anyway?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:56, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Rather excellent, thank you.
How are you?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:56, Reply)

Good thanks,
I'm getting my hair cut, going home having a shave getting dinner cooked for me then going to the pub.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:58, Reply)

That sounds nice.
Don't want to be doing anything to strenuous and exciting at your age.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 16:01, Reply)

I'm getting my haircut while bungee jumping.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 16:04, Reply)

Don't be ridiculous.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 16:07, Reply)

Shut up, you're not my mother.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 16:08, Reply)

I'd usually say 'make me'
But I'm afraid of the response I'd get on here.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 16:16, Reply)

No you're not.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 16:18, Reply)

Yes I am.
For once I'm not being sarcastic
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 16:19, Reply)

Wimp

(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 16:22, Reply)

STOP GROOMING HER!

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:57, Reply)

He can't help it
he's go breasts on his mind
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:59, Reply)

Hey Al
Did I ever mention that Applebite sent me a pic of her shaven pussy? In your face to your pathetic titshot.
( djtrialprice, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 16:15, Reply)

That's really upset me
I thought we had something special going on.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 16:21, Reply)

do you mean you and Applebite
or you and me?
( djtrialprice, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 16:24, Reply)

well both actually
I'm a dreadful slag.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 16:29, Reply)

it's like looking in a mirror

( djtrialprice, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 16:30, Reply)

Only gayer.
Sorry Al, I was just playing you all along.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 16:32, Reply)

I bet you're not coming to Donnington either are you

(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 16:36, Reply)

Ahem
*points down*
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 16:38, Reply)

Ooooo I see
Cool. I'll get my So Co and Lemonade ready.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 16:39, Reply)

Is she pointing at her crotch?
Dammit, what a time to come off the market when there's quality summer pandaring to be done.
( djtrialprice, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 16:43, Reply)

Ha, no.
Down the thread.
This is only my internet persona you know. In real life, I'm really frigid. And ugly. So don't be too despondent.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 16:52, Reply)

Aye, can't disagree with you
the camera never lies. My persona is a lie too. I claim to be a computer scientist but really I'm a very hot singer in a rock band. With a debut gig tomorrow. Aaaaaaaargh
( djtrialprice, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 16:55, Reply)

Oh bollocks.
I forgot you've got me on facebook.
That profile picture doesn't really sell the whole frigid thing, does it?
Sure you are *pats head*
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 16:59, Reply)

to be fair
that's not the only one
( djtrialprice, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 17:00, Reply)

and I am a hot singer
with a debut gig tomorrow!
( djtrialprice, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 17:00, Reply)

Really?
Good luck with that.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 17:02, Reply)

Really?
*checks other photos for indecency*
Edit: Oh, erm yeah.

I believe you, don't worry.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 17:04, Reply)

How are you?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 15:59, Reply)

I don't mind really,
I've still got my ribbons in from last night so my hair does actually need brushing.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 16:00, Reply)

brushie brushie brushie

(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 16:04, Reply)

Don't be weird

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 16:06, Reply)

it's a slightly obscure meme
6.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_kvxc8iQihe1qzdtaco1_500.jpg
(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 16:07, Reply)

Ahahaha
Alright then. I'll let you off. Just this once though, you're still being ridiculous up there.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 16:08, Reply)

that picture is fucking weird

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 16:19, Reply)

brushie brushie brushie
brushie brushie brushie
brushie brushie brushie
brushie brushie brushie
brushie brushie brushie
brushie brushie brushie
brushie brushie brushie
(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 16:22, Reply)

do I detect that you are in a rare good mood?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 16:28, Reply)

It's because I've turned up.
Betcha.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 16:29, Reply)

That and blaireau's going to get sent down.
It's like christmas has come early.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 16:30, Reply)

But mostly me.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 16:42, Reply)

Yeah, mostly you
*pinches cheek*
edit: excuse to use new smiley
(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 16:44, Reply)

_██_
(ಠ_ృ)
(PsychoChomp, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 16:54, Reply)

Monty in 20 years time

( djtrialprice, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 16:56, Reply)

years minutes
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 17:23, Reply)

Ahh!
I love it!
TEACH MEEEEEEEE
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 17:00, Reply)

indeed
but whose the poor bastard whose toothbrush is being used? my bet's on the wanker flatmate...
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Fri 12 Mar 2010, 16:28, Reply)