I'm shocked at the insinuation.
Anyone who knows me will confirm that I am as gentle, fluffy and harmless as a new born kittum. But without the lack of control over my own bowel movements.

I'm not forty QUITE yet
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:25, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

/backs away murmering calm words

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:28, Reply)

Sometimes nothing works
first it's Richard Hammond. Then James Blunt will seem like quite a nice crooner, and Jeremy Clarkson will seem quite reasonable. Dido will find its way into your CD player. Nip it in the bud now!
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:31, Reply)

How very dare you.
I still have control of my faculties, you know. Although Clarkson does amuse me at times.

OH GOD IT'S STARTING!!!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:39, Reply)

Sounding like Little Britain
is also a symptom. Though I can sympathise with the Clarkson liking sadly.

Camel-related-incident (is there a short version for that?) and I will do the best we can for you. But it's started young
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:42, Reply)

I went to see Stewart Lee
the other night. He has the same views on Clarkson as I do. In that he hopes his three kids go blind.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:44, Reply)

given that it's not their fault
seems rather harsh
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:46, Reply)

It's a joke!
If Clarkson is allowed to make jokes about minorities and mock Gordon Brown for only having the sight in one eye, then it's equally acceptable to wish that he comes home one day to find his wife has lost her legs.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:51, Reply)

al has a point.
Stewart Lee is still a smug wanker though.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:53, Reply)

He is a bit
but he was very funny. Kevin Eldon was his warm up act, pretending to be a performance poet. He was really good too.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:55, Reply)

Would that be
Stewart 'my comedy vehicle TV series was the biggest pile of smug wank excuse for comedy to have hit the screens in the last decade' Lee?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:51, Reply)

Fist of Fun was the best thing Radio one ever broadcast

(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:56, Reply)

Apart from Mark and Lard

(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:56, Reply)

Mark and Lard were excellent.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:59, Reply)

I don't think I saw it.
I had heard good things about him, and wanted to like the comedy vehicle thing.

I can see why it took him ten years to get the series commissioned. Jesus...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:59, Reply)

apart from blue jam

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:02, Reply)

I totally forgot about this

(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:10, Reply)

he had a collection of chimneys
died when he fell off one, it was only 3 foot high, but they'd forgotten to take the impact off. Ground hit him like a tonne of bricks
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:11, Reply)

i answer to anything

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:46, Reply)

you must have a preferred moniker?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:47, Reply)

if I did I wouldn't have such a dumb username

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:48, Reply)

right
camel it is. Or Golden Flake
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:49, Reply)

I'm not THAT young, you know.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:49, Reply)

terribly terribly sad
:(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:40, Reply)

Weep for me :(

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:41, Reply)

*weeps*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:52, Reply)