*tumbleweeds*
Quiet tonight, isn't it?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:43, 75 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Yes, it is.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:47, Reply)

Shocking.
You'd think everyone has lives or something.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:47, Reply)

I'm willing to bet that it's because Richard Hammond off Top Gear has a new programme on the telly.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:48, Reply)

Has he really?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:48, Reply)

I believe so.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:48, Reply)

Well, fancy that.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:49, Reply)

Enough now, there's plenty of internet for everyone

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:51, Reply)

Who said that?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:04, Reply)

The first sign of madness
is tracking Richard Hammond's every movement
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:53, Reply)

I only watch him on Top Gear.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:04, Reply)

The second is defensiveness
and evasion

:)
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:06, Reply)

No, it's true...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:08, Reply)

definitely defensive

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:09, Reply)

agreed

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:11, Reply)

I AM NOT BEING DEFENSIVE, RIGHT?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:13, Reply)

no, of course you're not

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:14, Reply)

I'm glad we got that sorted.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:15, Reply)

a perfectly reasonable reaction
to a scurrilous accusation
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:16, Reply)

madman
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:18, Reply)

absolutely
humour him, he might attack
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:20, Reply)

I'm shocked at the insinuation.
Anyone who knows me will confirm that I am as gentle, fluffy and harmless as a new born kittum. But without the lack of control over my own bowel movements.

I'm not forty QUITE yet
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:25, Reply)

/backs away murmering calm words

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:28, Reply)

Sometimes nothing works
first it's Richard Hammond. Then James Blunt will seem like quite a nice crooner, and Jeremy Clarkson will seem quite reasonable. Dido will find its way into your CD player. Nip it in the bud now!
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:31, Reply)

How very dare you.
I still have control of my faculties, you know. Although Clarkson does amuse me at times.

OH GOD IT'S STARTING!!!
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:39, Reply)

Sounding like Little Britain
is also a symptom. Though I can sympathise with the Clarkson liking sadly.

Camel-related-incident (is there a short version for that?) and I will do the best we can for you. But it's started young
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:42, Reply)

I went to see Stewart Lee
the other night. He has the same views on Clarkson as I do. In that he hopes his three kids go blind.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:44, Reply)

given that it's not their fault
seems rather harsh
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:46, Reply)

It's a joke!
If Clarkson is allowed to make jokes about minorities and mock Gordon Brown for only having the sight in one eye, then it's equally acceptable to wish that he comes home one day to find his wife has lost her legs.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:51, Reply)

al has a point.
Stewart Lee is still a smug wanker though.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:53, Reply)

He is a bit
but he was very funny. Kevin Eldon was his warm up act, pretending to be a performance poet. He was really good too.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:55, Reply)

Would that be
Stewart 'my comedy vehicle TV series was the biggest pile of smug wank excuse for comedy to have hit the screens in the last decade' Lee?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:51, Reply)

Fist of Fun was the best thing Radio one ever broadcast

(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:56, Reply)

Apart from Mark and Lard

(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:56, Reply)

Mark and Lard were excellent.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:59, Reply)

I don't think I saw it.
I had heard good things about him, and wanted to like the comedy vehicle thing.

I can see why it took him ten years to get the series commissioned. Jesus...
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:59, Reply)

apart from blue jam

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:02, Reply)

I totally forgot about this

(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:10, Reply)

he had a collection of chimneys
died when he fell off one, it was only 3 foot high, but they'd forgotten to take the impact off. Ground hit him like a tonne of bricks
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:11, Reply)

i answer to anything

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:46, Reply)

you must have a preferred moniker?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:47, Reply)

if I did I wouldn't have such a dumb username

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:48, Reply)

right
camel it is. Or Golden Flake
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:49, Reply)

I'm not THAT young, you know.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:49, Reply)

terribly terribly sad
:(
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:40, Reply)

Weep for me :(

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:41, Reply)

*weeps*

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:52, Reply)

I really need a wee

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 20:57, Reply)

Well, go and have one then.
Unless you're on a bus and there are no public conveniences, in which case you'll have to cross your legs and hope that some maniac hasn't put a bomb on the chassis.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:06, Reply)

It's OK I'm back!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:04, Reply)

I've been.
I'm going. No life, got a tv though. Said it's name was Ruple or something.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:06, Reply)

champions league is on and it's Paddys Day tomorrow
Everyone knows B3tans love football and pretending to be Irish.

rafter
baz
(bazmorningstar efil4nat3b, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:08, Reply)

goodbye Chelsea
couldn't happen to a better bunch
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:43, Reply)

I went for a kidney scan this evening
to see if my right kidney was still not draining properly. I found out it's got worse and now my left kidney is also swollen and not working properly. If I was a horse they'd shoot me. I'll stop whinging when the pain stops. No idea when that'll be.
On the bright side, occupational health has recommended that I take sick leave so at least I can be miserable at home.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:16, Reply)

not in hospital?
I sympathise, hope they're giving you some top grade painkillers
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:19, Reply)

: (
AT least you don't suffer with unrequited love for Jeff Bridges.
( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:19, Reply)

yeah, you totally have it worse

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:20, Reply)

I know : (

( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:23, Reply)

I've heard that can be terminal.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:23, Reply)

You're Catholic.
Pray for me.
( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:26, Reply)

I'm only half Catholic.
Top half, I think.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:27, Reply)

If only the top half is Catholic
then you're allowed to get pregnant out of wedlock. So all is well and you shan't be ex-communicated by a former member of the Hitler Yoof for fucking up God's plan. Or something.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:28, Reply)

It also explains the half-hearted attempt at contraception.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:32, Reply)

Or the mighty power of Catface's tadpoles.
I bet it was the equivalent of a rocket grenade being fired into a bag at close range.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:38, Reply)

Pfffft
Evening DG, how's you?
(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:42, Reply)

Evening althegeordie
All good in the motherland, thanks. How's the nuptial preparations? She's too good for you, you know.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:47, Reply)

I'm here waiting for when the penny drops.

( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:50, Reply)

For her or me?

(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:52, Reply)

It's her isn't it.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:52, Reply)

*sadfaces*

(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:52, Reply)

It's you, no doubts about it.
Sadly I doubt you missus will get over her myopia in time to realise that you and BGB are destined to be together. And you'll be too busy hiccing over the distance between the pair of you to make a rational decision about your future, and take the easy way out by staying in London.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:56, Reply)

The bit around five minutes in about Richard Littlejohn
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGAOCVwLrXo

is brilliant.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:01, Reply)

Shit!
It's the bottom half that's troubling me.
( girlinthehole, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:30, Reply)

Oof, sounds not grand at all.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 16 Mar 2010, 21:26, Reply)

Right
who dares to google 'ent porn'. Not me, but I bet it exists and the music is greensleves only played in a 70s porn way
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:09, Reply)

OK, I found something
punxter.com/pic/Ent_Porn

not really nsfw, but it has porn in the title
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 16 Mar 2010, 22:29, Reply)