I noticed that the BBC is running a compo-type thing
based on an "if this is the answer, what is the question" things.

The answer this week is "7lb Double Gloucester". Perhaps you should use your deli counter powers to concoct the wittiest answer.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 14:02, 5 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

That was probably my weekly intake during my brief stint as a pothead

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 14:03, Reply)

"What does Geoff Capes want for his birthday?"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 14:06, Reply)

That cheese over there *points*
What kind is it, and how much does it weigh?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 14:11, Reply)

Obvious answer of the day award
I feel like an alarm should go off
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 14:12, Reply)

No, not the orange one, I meant the one that looks a bit like emintile.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 14:18, Reply)

Orange cheese - Americas greatest invention

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 14:27, Reply)

If you did a helmet-scrape on the whole of the Premiership, what would you get?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 14:13, Reply)

I thought along those lines but made myself a bit sick

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 14:14, Reply)

Me too.
I had to prove my masculinity by posting it though.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 14:15, Reply)

Well done lad

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 14:16, Reply)

*rubs beard*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 14:26, Reply)

to harvest the cheese

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 14:26, Reply)

It'll likely be something along the lines of "what isn't being rolled down a hill this year?"

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 14:58, Reply)