Remember when we all used to talk about TGB's enormous vagina?
And althegeordie would compare it to an aircraft hanger with the doors hanging off, and we'd all laugh and call him a card? What's your meme?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 13:31, 95 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

It changes.
Paperclip salesman/rapist usually.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 13:33, Reply)

p.s. I never laughed at Al's posts about TGB.
they weren't funny.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 13:34, Reply)

True.
Last week's one was the peak he'll never better.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 13:35, Reply)

Something about pandas, maybe?
Is that right?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 13:34, Reply)

yes, I'm accused of pandering as well.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 13:34, Reply)

Where did the paperclip thing come from?
I remember seeing it on /talk ages ago.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 13:34, Reply)

wormulus' massive flounce
www.b3ta.com/talk/6208225
(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 13:36, Reply)

Haha that was fucking legendary.
Is he still around?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 13:38, Reply)

yeah, he's not on here as much though.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 13:38, Reply)

Didn't he briefly appear under a different name?
Lord Scrope of Masham, or something...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 13:46, Reply)

among others

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 13:46, Reply)

What do you mean 'used to'?
We're still talking about it.

Or is that just the echo?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 13:34, Reply)

nice

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 13:38, Reply)

Don't think I had one
It was chased away by the Accord :(
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 13:36, Reply)

Bloody hell!
Where've you been?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 13:37, Reply)

Well I used to use my hosting server
as a proxy, but as that's now changed, I couldn't check it at work.

I'm now in full "I couldn't give a monkey's cock" mode, so here I am!
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 13:38, Reply)

Smart!
Are you coming to the Easter bash?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 13:39, Reply)

When and
where?
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 13:40, Reply)

When??
EASTER bash maybe just maybe it's at EASTER you utter utter twat
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 13:42, Reply)

you are delightful

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 13:42, Reply)

BUT WHERE THE FUCKING FUCK IS IT?
Silly titted ho-bag.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 13:42, Reply)

In Edinburgh again
you should book somewhere now, make your plans. We'll see you there
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 13:44, Reply)

I'll be there in May
So probably a no go for me :(

guessing it's Clendrix's one in Cornwall?
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 13:45, Reply)

Pffft.
And because I'm nice, not like these horrible pixels: www.b3ta.com/calendar/event/19174
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 17 Mar 2010, 13:45, Reply)

pft
why must you ruin everything!!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 13:48, Reply)

It's what us oldies do.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 17 Mar 2010, 13:52, Reply)

ooo
you fiend
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 13:46, Reply)

I thought you were signed-up in the Calendar.
Haha you are, you spoon.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 13:46, Reply)

Shush, its been a while.
And lots hath changed! I shall have to bow out of this one gracefully. And I don't mean like Britney clambering out of her limo.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 13:49, Reply)

Shame, I could do with some uncooked chicken action.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 13:50, Reply)

Haha!
Eurgh!
( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 13:57, Reply)

It's all about Jeff for me at the moment.

( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 13:37, Reply)

The Toys R Us guy?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 13:40, Reply)

Maybe the Countdown/Sky Sports guy?

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 13:41, Reply)

She's after a spitroast with him and Bungle.

(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 17 Mar 2010, 13:45, Reply)

Nah
Isn't he Geoff rather than Jeff?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 13:47, Reply)

Don't care.
The mental image made me grin.

That's enough. Mindbleach please?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 17 Mar 2010, 13:49, Reply)

*swoon*

( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 13:51, Reply)

Bloody hell
It's Bungle, right enough!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 13:53, Reply)

: (

( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 13:54, Reply)

Sorry
But you wouldn't expect me to fancy him?!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 13:56, Reply)

Although you can't imagine him with a whingeing voice saying
"Geoffrey, Zippy's being terribly mean to me."

I can picture him, however, as Bungle When Drunk, who lumbers into the Rainbow house after the pubs have kicked out and batters the gobby zip-mouthed fucker round the kitchen for giving him lip about his "little problem," every so often turning round to yell at the pink hippo cowering in the corner,
"Whayyou lookin' at yer fucking poof? Fuckin'...hippo-poof-amush..."

As George whimpers in his Kenneth Williams-with-a-blocked-nose voice,
"Oh, get Geoffrey, Geoffrey will know what to do..."
And Bungle stops using Zippy as a banana-coloured punchbag and leers over at George, who can smell the cheap bourbon fumes on Bungle's breath. The inebriated bear starts to laugh derisively.
"Geoffrey? You want Geoffrey?" And he mimics George's terrified, whining tone,
"Oh, Geoffrey, Geoffrey, Bungle's pissed again and he's being terribly mean to Zippy. DON'T YOU THINK IT'S ABOUT FUCKING TIME BUNGLE STOOD UP FOR HIMSELF?!"
"Oh, Bungle, Bungle," cries George, screwing his eyes up tight as if that will somehow make the foul smell of bear breath laced with ethanol and pork scratchings disappear,
"You don't have to be like this. Oh, why don't you listen to Geoffrey any more?"
"Geoffrey, Geoffrey, it's always fucking Geoffrey, isn't it?" Bungles snorts back,
"You wanna know where Geoffrey is? Geoffrey's in the alleyway just behind the kebab joint trying to fumble his way into some bird's knickers. I think she's up for it but yeah, like he's gonna rise to the occasion...fuckin' 'ell George, stop fucking crying. Fuckin' ell, I can't deal with this. I'mma go to bed. You can scrape your twatty friend off the floor, I'm done wiv 'im."

The angry, intoxicated bear lumbers into the hallway and passes out on the floor. A trickle of rancid bear saliva runs from his maw. George peeks tentatively round the doorframe to ensure the foul beast won't wake up again any time soon. George knows Bungle's unconscious but all the same he tiptoes over to Zippy's still form and tries to stir him with gentle shakes and whispers. Zippy nervously opens a blackened eye and whispers back,
"Is he...asleep?"
George puts Zippy's arm over his shoulder and takes his weight as they both creep out of the kitchen. They step gingerly round the stinking, snoring, flatulent form of the slumbering bear and tiptoe up the stairs to the temporary sanctuary of bed. They cower in bed and hope that Geoffrey will come home soon. Geoffrey will know what to do. Geoffrey always knows what to do.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 13:58, Reply)

: /

( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 14:20, Reply)

Whoops, sorry, I forgot we were talking about Jeff Bridges
Just got carried away with my own hellish vision of Rainbow...
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 14:31, Reply)

fucking hell
bit early for drinking/smoking is it not


thats disturbing, even for a crow
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 15:22, Reply)

I haven't even had a drink yet...

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 15:33, Reply)

I mander a lot
using ♥
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 13:41, Reply)

I've been trying to peddle this one


But I think it's probably just annoying people.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 13:43, Reply)

we just think you're a bit of a twat

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 13:45, Reply)

In that case I'll go with the other meme I tried to peddle

(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 13:47, Reply)

annoying Bemusing
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 17 Mar 2010, 13:46, Reply)

Hehe
It's like watching the special child learning how to use this new-fangled interweb for you lot, isn't it?
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 14:04, Reply)

You can't peddle your own meme man!
Don't you know anything other than how to use small twigs as simple tools?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 13:49, Reply)

Small twigs as simple tools today, perhaps
But tomorrow - who knows, or dares to dream?

(Well, probably slightly larger and more crooked twigs as slightly more intricate tools. It's only a short step from the internal combustion engine and then we'll see who's the dominant species on this planet!)
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 13:51, Reply)

I like that little crow

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 13:53, Reply)

He is very cute, isn't he?
And I always wonder what it is off in the distance that he's watching.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 14:03, Reply)

Maybe he's just gathering his thoughts

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 14:22, Reply)

My meme?
It has to be that I work on a deli counter.
Some people actually believe this.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 13:54, Reply)

well it is true
how's it going dear?
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 13:56, Reply)

Hellooooo
it's going great luv.
How's my third favourite Cathedral doing?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 14:01, Reply)

not too bad thanks
glad you are well :-)
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 14:06, Reply)

Seeing your sig
reminded me of the pretty freaky fox on my driveway last night.

Was screaming like a little girl, made me panic so much I had to check my basement.
(Ethelred is watching cheese grow, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 14:11, Reply)

Oh, you're back
Could I have 200g of Emmental please?
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 14:00, Reply)

We don't spell it like that here ;)

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 14:01, Reply)

Sorry, I don't know the Scouse spelling
I was using the normal one.

:-)
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 14:03, Reply)

I was on about our Gonz

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 14:04, Reply)

Oh, sorry
That went right over my head!
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 14:04, Reply)

Jellopinos, man!

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 14:11, Reply)

emintile

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 14:13, Reply)

Baordwar.
I defy you to figure that one out without some context.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 14:18, Reply)

Boudoir innit.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 14:23, Reply)

Damn you.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 14:23, Reply)

Wow! you can speak Gonz.

( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 14:30, Reply)

I just say them out loud.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 14:36, Reply)

Border? Boardwalk?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 14:24, Reply)

I noticed that the BBC is running a compo-type thing
based on an "if this is the answer, what is the question" things.

The answer this week is "7lb Double Gloucester". Perhaps you should use your deli counter powers to concoct the wittiest answer.
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 14:02, Reply)

That was probably my weekly intake during my brief stint as a pothead

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 14:03, Reply)

"What does Geoff Capes want for his birthday?"

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 14:06, Reply)

That cheese over there *points*
What kind is it, and how much does it weigh?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 14:11, Reply)

Obvious answer of the day award
I feel like an alarm should go off
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 14:12, Reply)

No, not the orange one, I meant the one that looks a bit like emintile.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 14:18, Reply)

Orange cheese - Americas greatest invention

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 14:27, Reply)

If you did a helmet-scrape on the whole of the Premiership, what would you get?

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 14:13, Reply)

I thought along those lines but made myself a bit sick

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 14:14, Reply)

Me too.
I had to prove my masculinity by posting it though.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 14:15, Reply)

Well done lad

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 14:16, Reply)

*rubs beard*

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 14:26, Reply)

to harvest the cheese

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 14:26, Reply)

It'll likely be something along the lines of "what isn't being rolled down a hill this year?"

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 14:58, Reply)

I have no meme
this means people either hate me or I'm not here enough...please feel free not to answer this.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 14:08, Reply)

I swear I could hear someone then.
*looks around*
( girlinthehole, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 14:09, Reply)

*emos*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 14:11, Reply)

No it doesn't. You're superb:
where you're going wrong is that you don't crap on incessantly about a single tedious issue. Start doing that and the memes will flow.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 15:44, Reply)

I have girl hair

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 14:29, Reply)

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 14:29, Reply)