wife is pregnant again
this makes three - help.
(conanow, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 20:54, 17 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Contraception's a wonderful thing when it works

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 21:01, Reply)

Just ask CHCB and Catface.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 17 Mar 2010, 21:06, Reply)

Durex owe me big time.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 21:54, Reply)

You should totally sue.
Or sew.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 17 Mar 2010, 22:07, Reply)

Alright, Davros' Granddad?

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 22:12, Reply)

Alright tights?

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 17 Mar 2010, 22:30, Reply)

Yes thank you.
I am learning about our wonderful solar system with Professor Brian Cox, formerly of pop sensation D:Ream.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 22:39, Reply)

depends
on whether the milkman wears the condom...
(CheatingRabbit, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 21:10, Reply)

ZING!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 21:30, Reply)

I'd get the snip if I was you.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 21:29, Reply)

You make it sound
like its all her fault.
( Mrs Entity is in hiding., Wed 17 Mar 2010, 21:52, Reply)

Congrats!
But as DiT says, Get theesen snipped ....... I couldn't handle one let alone three so hats off to you Sir
(SpunkyMcSpunkbubble Diddled your nubbin on, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 21:54, Reply)

I sense you're freaked out by this
But I find the spectacle a tad amusing, and can't help it. Also, congratulations, good luck, and get those things snipped.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 22:02, Reply)

deliberately?

( mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 22:07, Reply)

Hahaha, gutted.

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 17 Mar 2010, 23:38, Reply)

If I may quote Homer Simpson;
"Awww, i've got three children and no money, why can't I have no children and three monies?"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 10:16, Reply)

The Snip
Apparently the worst bit is having the hair grow back.
It's all good, it was sort of planned - just happened a little faster than anticipated; the current youngest is 10mths....
(conanow, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 22:12, Reply)