I'm not saying anything until I've seen a solicitor

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 18:42, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

you're weird

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 18:42, Reply)

Says you!
Seriously. That story is either saying one thing, or it's just weird.
But compelling. Like yourself, you weirdo.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 18:44, Reply)

isn't it obvious?
walking home from town
hear shouting behind us
figure out it is directed at us
turn round ready for fight
get apologised to for mistaken identity.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 18:46, Reply)

OH!
That's really what you were saying?
No, you're winding me up. You're saying that you did it but they were so pissed that they thought it wasn't you lot so apologised.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 18:47, Reply)

do I seem like the type who would smack someone round the head with a bottle?
I was amazed they weren't so pissed that they still thought it was us after we'd turned round
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 18:48, Reply)

No but I thought maybe there were extenuatiing circumstances
Or it was just your colleague
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 18:49, Reply)

when I said colleague
I meant mate, and frankly I can't think of any circumstances that would lead any of us to bottle someone
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 18:50, Reply)

Well if someone was going to batter me and he was bigger than me
and I had hold of a bottle, I'd like to think I could bash it over his head and then run
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 18:51, Reply)

bottles are for fucking cowards
not that I've been in a fight, but if I was, I'd only do something like that if they were going for me with a knife or something
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 18:53, Reply)

I am a coward
If somebody was going to bash me up, I would first run.
But if I couldn't run, I would BASH them over the head and then run.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 18:55, Reply)

bottles are very hard to break
I once saw a fight where some guy bashed another guys face into a tree

gotta love those redneck boys
( Lisette von Falcon, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 18:54, Reply)

that's far more acceptable than hitting someone with a bottle if you ask me
like using the ropes and the turnbuckles in wrestling
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 18:55, Reply)

I agree

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 18:58, Reply)

It was quite nice of them to apologise.

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 18:47, Reply)

OH!
So you're saying they know it was them but didn't fancy their chances so pretended that it was mistaken identity?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 18:48, Reply)

Maybe!
They were intimidated by the sheer manliness of the displayed beardage.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 18:50, Reply)

If a catherdral with a beard looked sideways at me
I'd give it toes.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 18:50, Reply)

don't think I had it at the time

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 18:50, Reply)

Then they were definitely nice polite young thugs.

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 18:51, Reply)

it was
they were fucking hard looking, and plastered in blood. not a happy combination, and they were actually quite polite after realising it wasn't us
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 18:49, Reply)

Fucking hell I'm a shady fucker
You're telling the truth
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 18:49, Reply)

you'd be amazed at how non-violent it is down here
I've never been in a fight
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 18:51, Reply)

Wow!
Even I'm in double figures and I'm wee!
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 18:52, Reply)

people have tried because I'm a big fucker
but not that many really
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 18:53, Reply)

I was just a mouthy little shit
Not often on the end of a monster kicking though.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 18:56, Reply)

fair enough
I'm a great big coward, so kept out of the way.

I'm actually almost offended by Roota thinking we'd bottled those chaps.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 19:01, Reply)

I didn' think you did it for a laugh!
I thought they were big bastards who were going to smash you up.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 19:03, Reply)

fair enough ;-)
right, I'm off

have a good one
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 19:05, Reply)

Laters Vip!

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 19:06, Reply)

Very wise!

( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 19:03, Reply)

Me neither
But the very centre of town is starting to look well narky.
My part of town's sweet.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 18:54, Reply)

Haven't had any trouble in Leeds
Just back home in Hawick and fairly routinely assaulted by randoms in Middlesbrough.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 18:57, Reply)

I'm a shithouse
The slightest menacing stare looks like a fight to me.
But I'm getting braver.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 18:58, Reply)

Yeah, I'd rather try and talk my way out of it.
I accidentally put some guy in hospital with a concusion at uni. I was running down some stairs and getting ready to throw a punch at the same time to stop him beating the shit out of a mate. I tripped over the last three steps, my bodyweight shot forward and I cracked him square in the temple, probably at least twice as hard as I would have hit him. That freaked me out a bit as he just dropped, didn't even sway.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 19:01, Reply)

that's got to shit you up somewhat

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 19:04, Reply)

Very!
I only wanted him to stop hitting my friend, who really couldn't fight his way out of a paper bag.
( Boss Keloid Got your mother's maiden name tattooed on my arm, Thu 18 Mar 2010, 19:08, Reply)