NEWS FLASH!
In an announcement today, regular internet forum contributor and self confessed shirter, Monty Boyce (43), today admitted a sneaking love for the works of David Bowie (nee Jones) as long as they were performed by exceedingly loud heavy metaller bands.

In a recent exchange (http://www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post667747), Mr Boyce was heard to comment that he would particularly like to hear a speeded up version of Space Oddity, as that was one of his favourites from when he was a child. "I used to sit in an old tin bath and pretend to be an astronaut in a space capsule when it came on the wireless", Mr Boyce told us. "And when the bleepy bit came on at the end, I would touch myself. I didn't know why at the time, but of course I realise now that I was subconsciously trying to get the space laser to work".

Mr Boyce's friends on the internet have vowed to rally round him in support, particularly since his admission that he'd love to hear the works of Keane performed by Hawkwind.

"It's a long road ahead, but we'll get him through it", one member of popular on-line chatroom B-three-ta said. "Either that, or we'll just get him completely off his tits and hope that he forgets all about it. Would you like to hug a kitten?" At this point, your roving reporter made his excuses and left.

Mr Boyce is 52 and still lives with his mother.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Mar 2010, 12:39, 10 replies, latest was 15 years ago)

Hehe!

( girlinthehole, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 12:40, Reply)

That's not kind at all
(but it did make me giggle).

*hides from Monty*
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 12:42, Reply)

'subconsciously trying to get the space laser to work'
haha
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 12:43, Reply)

Speaking of space lasers,
have you seen this? :o) NSFW:

www.b3ta.com/links/446337
( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 12:47, Reply)

I really should not find that...
...anywhere near as funny as I do.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 13:32, Reply)

Hahahaha!

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 12:57, Reply)

In other news
DG is now wanted by the UN for crimes under the Geneva Convention, cruelty to minors and cruel and unusal punishment being but two of the charges laid at his feet.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 19 Mar 2010, 13:08, Reply)

I've gone into hiding.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Fri 19 Mar 2010, 13:11, Reply)

hahha very good

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 13:08, Reply)

My client Lord Montgomery Boyce...
...has asked me to point out that his words are being used out of context, and that at the time he was rather 'confused' due to having taken some mis-prescribed painkillers.
He also wishes that the following statement be made...
"Tell that cunt Davros he is a bigger fucking shirter than Bowie and is going to get a kicking."
This is obviously not meant as a threat or is in any way to be construed as a slur on Mr Davros perceived sexuality.
Lord Boyce also denies being 52 and would like to point out that his Mummy only comes over at night to tuck him in.
(Tugnut Ex of this parish, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 13:14, Reply)

Hee hee :o)

( Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 13:16, Reply)

This is the best thing that's ever been written on the internet
EVAH!
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Mar 2010, 14:14, Reply)

Nice,

(Archeleus hates cabbage, Sat 20 Mar 2010, 11:27, Reply)