Why would you tip?
If your shopping is being delivered by Tesco's in Eastville, Bristol, (Which I doubt it will be) - you'll spend hours questioning why most of the things you've order have been subbed for things you don't want.

Me: Err, you've given me two watermelons I didn't order, why?
Tesco Delivery Monkey: Yeah, that is because we were are out of chicken.

I don't use them anymore.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 17:06, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Yey for Sunday lunch of roast Watermelon!
Moistest of all the Sunday roasts!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 17:07, Reply)

Fucking Waitrose for the WIN
seriously, waitrose online is the best thing ever according to my sister.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 17:13, Reply)

best most expensive

You hand over a kidney in exchange for food some of which could be kidneys, therefore you are better off eating yourself
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 17:15, Reply)

You're totally and utterly wrong there
Waitrose are in many cases cheaper than Tesco. So *sticks up middle finger* SWIVEL ON THAT!
(Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 17:19, Reply)

I shall investigate
I do all my shoppimng in my local Sainsbury's which is expensive, but I waste less so cheaper than doing a "big shop". Strange but true.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 17:20, Reply)

Sainsburys is much the same in price as Tesco
if not cheaper
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 17:21, Reply)

I shop at my sainsburys too
as it's five minutes from my door, but if you're doing delivery, Waitrose is the way to go.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 17:21, Reply)

and much less shit
the same applies to a comparison of Tesco and most other supermarkets.

I like the Tesco in Exeter, it stops all the fucking retards, yokels and peasants from shopping in my Sainsburys
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 17:20, Reply)

Best insult of the last 3 months

"She was fat and smelt of Asda!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 17:22, Reply)

haha superb

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 18:19, Reply)

I cannot shop in Tesco
The proles make me feel ill.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 17:38, Reply)

Tesco in Eastville is my nearest Tesco. I limit my trips there.
But when I start ordering online I'm going to use Sainsburys. I can hardly wait til I'm too pregnant to go shopping.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 17:14, Reply)

Is that the one by the M32
Saturdays were epic in there, i once saw a 60 year old white woman with tattoos of Dr.Dre, Eminema and Xzibit on her pasty wrinkly arms, she was GANSTA!
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 17:18, Reply)

That's the one.

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 17:23, Reply)

And if you see my Mum is there again
Say 'Hello' to her, she has just added a 'Jedward' tatt to the collection.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 17:33, Reply)

POTD
And it's been a good 'D' and all.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 17:43, Reply)

Eastville for the lose.
But not really unexpected actions. :)
( Jimbuktu See? Right here, Tue 23 Mar 2010, 17:18, Reply)