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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Why does everyone I know have lovely experiences with internet lust but me.
I'm doooooooomed.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:34, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
I'm in your boat
the lust is entirely one-sided
(I helped save b3ta! Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:38, Reply)
Aww *hugs*
*twiddles*
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:39, Reply)
What are you twiddling?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:41, Reply)
I was trying to tune your nips into Radio 4

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:42, Reply)
They only get Jazz FM.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:45, Reply)
That'll do,
just to set the mood.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:48, Reply)
Yeah! bad mood.
How would you like it when your getting frisky with your other half and after a little groping, Acker Bilk starts playing his clarinet.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:52, Reply)
That's why I choose Radio 4
The smooth tones of Eddie Mair should get you moist.

Its not my fault your tits have limited reception.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:57, Reply)
Haha!
Maybe they just haven't been tuned by someone who knows what they're doing.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:00, Reply)
Don't you come with an instruction book?

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:05, Reply)
Yeah but it's in Japanese.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:07, Reply)
I'm a real man anyway.
I have never read an instruction book.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:14, Reply)
I'm pinning my hopes on finding a 6ft Japanese Jeff Bridges look-a-like.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:16, Reply)
i'm sure they already made a film of that.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 14:17, Reply)
Tokyo Gore Police.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 16:55, Reply)
Nah, I reckon that statistically you're more likely to meet the idiots first
and then maybe luck out with one good one.
(I helped save b3ta! crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:40, Reply)
I'm going to believe you because if I don't I may cry.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:41, Reply)
I've had lots of "relations" with randoms off the internet
and none of them have been lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Peej, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 13:44, Reply)

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