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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)

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poor Roota is ill and suffering
while I've been watching DVDs with one of my exs.

Worst. Boyfriend. Ever.
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djtrialprice, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:59, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I did say you shouldn't come over.

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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:59, Reply)

this ex is even shorter than you
if you can believe such a thing ;)
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djtrialprice, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:01, Reply)

Fuck you.
5'7" is average height. If anything, you're the freak.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:02, Reply)

the short ones are always so angry aren't they

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djtrialprice, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:04, Reply)

AAAARGH!

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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:07, Reply)

Midget

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:05, Reply)

I *tower* over Captain V, though.

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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:08, Reply)

I wouldn't say this is much of an achievement
Does Flam tower over you?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:10, Reply)

Nope.
I win at height in our house. In my entire family, in fact.
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:18, Reply)

I find this a sad fact
Although you possibly revel in it.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:23, Reply)

Fucking right I do.
My Mum is 4'10".
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:24, Reply)

That's proper short
To steal a great quote, you must be like a drawf amongst midgets when you're with your family.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:29, Reply)

You're bigger than my dad
So I respect you
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:06, Reply)

Are we still talking about height?

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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:08, Reply)

Girth

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:09, Reply)

ew ew ew

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djtrialprice, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:10, Reply)

He started it

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:10, Reply)

depth

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:11, Reply)

I heard that in Rootas family they greet each other with a firm but friendly cupping of the sac
accompanied by "Alright, r kid?"
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:14, Reply)

Is that where you picked it up from?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:16, Reply)

No, that was the hepatitis.

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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:16, Reply)

I'm almost glad you only cupped me then...

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:19, Reply)

You fucking whore
Texting me as an act of deception!
"I'm not with your fella nooooo, look, I'm texting you about sponsorshit"
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:01, Reply)

He's like a drug.

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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:02, Reply)

Calpol

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:05, Reply)

Immodium, more like.

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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:06, Reply)

Hahahah

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:06, Reply)

It wouldn't have been so bad if it hadn't been my favourite film
And you hadn't fingered her on the sofa.
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:00, Reply)

I'm sorry
I know I shouldn't have watched Mortal Kombat with her. I can be so hurtful.
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djtrialprice, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:01, Reply)

and I'm drinking your wine too :D

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djtrialprice, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:02, Reply)

And was she drinking my wine while you fingered her?
^ Is that an Alanis Morissette lyric?
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:04, Reply)

I made her tea
but yeah I totally fingered her
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djtrialprice, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:05, Reply)

I'm totally going to take a Beechams an hour before I'm due the next dose
See what you've driven me to? OVERDOSE!
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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:07, Reply)

You're such an addict

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:14, Reply)

ironically
no
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djtrialprice, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:07, Reply)

BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
couchlolz
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Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:01, Reply)

You just can't trust those Scots
Wait, hang on...
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:02, Reply)

Yeah you shurrup an all

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:05, Reply)

I can always be trusted
to neck alcohol that has been left at mine
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djtrialprice, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:09, Reply)

I'm going to drink your Bru

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Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:10, Reply)

I think sending it to me would be a better punishment
I finished mine. Not that this is really a surprise.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:11, Reply)

fuck you
if it goes anywhere, it comes here.

difficult stuff to find is Bru
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:16, Reply)

Hmm, you have a good point
Except I'm reasonably addicted to it.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:20, Reply)

yup
completely untrustworthy, tight-fisted bastards....
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:14, Reply)

Hang on, are you one of us too?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:15, Reply)

yup
from your (adopted?) city as well
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:16, Reply)

How do you know where I'm from?
I'm confused.

*Checks profile*

Nope, not there.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:18, Reply)

you got a stalker!

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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:18, Reply)

Yay!
I don't think I've ever had one before. I'm not really stalk-worthy material.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:20, Reply)

well good luck with that
I think I have to go do other things now. Shame, I wanted to see how this panned out
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:22, Reply)

I'll let you know if it ends in forced bummings or murder.

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:24, Reply)

we spoke a bit last year
under my old name - I believe you were studying at Strathclyde? which made me laugh in faux-rivalry
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:22, Reply)

Damn name changes confusing me
That makes it fair enough and less worrying then. Carry on.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:23, Reply)

ha
granted i only changed last week, just wanted a little change.

only so long you can go under the same name
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:29, Reply)

I have no plans to change
Unless I go and do something awful. Or want to really annoy Roota or somesuch.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:31, Reply)

i just wanted
to get it away from being similar to email addresses I have
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:36, Reply)

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