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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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You set o' bastards!
I'm sick and roasting hot and bored.
If you don't talk to me I'll phone my mate Vicki or eat more.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:09, 180 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
I'll depress Vicki if I phone her.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:09, Reply)
Eat more!
I'm off my tits on sugar. It's the good stuff.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:11, Reply)
I'm going to drink wine and make a pretend pizza

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:13, Reply)
Are you just going to pour flour and tomatoes into your mouth?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:15, Reply)
No
I'm going to put cheese, pureé, garlic salt, black pepper and basil on shitty toast
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:16, Reply)
U iz classy

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:17, Reply)
U noes it

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:17, Reply)
Dam strayt

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:18, Reply)
genius

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:18, Reply)
Heyos
I'm stuck in with tea watching Angel boxets cos it's work tomorrow. How's you?
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:10, Reply)
I'm roasted alive
But it makes me feel cold to get out from under the duvet.
I'm oddly happy though.
How's you?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:13, Reply)
I'm pretty good actualy
Was in a bit of a stroppy mood, but then I went downtown and read in a cafe and drank lots of coffee - which weirdly puts me in a good mood. So yeah, pretty good realy. Under a duvet already? Bit early for bed aint it?
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:16, Reply)
I'm on the sofay
Keep up. I have manflenza.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:17, Reply)
Manfluenza?
Ahh shit! Sounds nasty. Have you informed the hospital?
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:19, Reply)
I'm just taking it couchy.

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:24, Reply)
Good plan
I reccomend alcohol. Unless of course you've taken painkillers, in which case I don't realy reccomend alcohol but y'know... probably won't kill you.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:29, Reply)
Nah what I do is
I have a hot lemo with a Beechams in, and then I get on the wine.
It makes you better.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:31, Reply)
It truly does
Red or white?
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:32, Reply)
White

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:33, Reply)
Ah I had red.
I dunno which I prefer. I think I'm a seasonal wine person. In summer I prefer white wine, chilled. In winter its gotta be red.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:35, Reply)
I used to be red
But I'm mostly white.
Actually I love red too, sod it.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:36, Reply)
So you'll basicaly drink pretty much anything?
Good way to be realy. Both white and red have their advantages.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:37, Reply)
what about pink?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:38, Reply)
Rose is basicaly wine for people who are undecided.
Its the fence sitting of the wine drinker's world. But yeah, I like a bit of rose every now and then
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:39, Reply)
I only like fizzy rosé
Mostly I hate it.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:43, Reply)
I always wondered how they make rose
Is it like, a mutant crossbreed grape, or do they get two bottles, one red and one white and mix it together? On a completely related note, why am I listening to Jack off Jill?
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:45, Reply)
I went on a tour of a vineyard
And those peeps said it's red grapes.
Red wine is red because they let the skin soak in there with the juice.
If they didn't do that, it would just be... rosé.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:48, Reply)
i really want some fizzy wine, now

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:49, Reply)
I haz fizzy pinot grigio rosé in my fridge...

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:49, Reply)
crack it open
I'll get the glasses!
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:50, Reply)
Woo!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:52, Reply)
I just want wine.
I'll trade you.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:52, Reply)
I only have rum

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:53, Reply)
That'll do
What kinda rum?
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:54, Reply)
brown rum with a ship on the bottle

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:58, Reply)
Sounds tasty
What do you want for it?
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:01, Reply)
something white and sweet

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:02, Reply)
Cane sugar?
It's all ive got. I have no alcohol :( Apart from beer.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:13, Reply)
i reckon I could brew it

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:16, Reply)
Isn't that how they make rum?
Or am I wrong?
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:18, Reply)
i have no idea
so I may have just traded rum for slower rum
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:21, Reply)
Too late now....
Now hand over the rum!
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:22, Reply)
gah!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:23, Reply)
He he! Now I have rum
and you merely have a rumaking kit. Time to enjoy my ill gotten gains
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:24, Reply)
evening!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:15, Reply)
Hiya jambo cambo!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:17, Reply)
this is a nickname I can go with,
rootella sasparella
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:19, Reply)
:D
And don't listen to Rabbit Killjoy Silk down there
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:21, Reply)
You seem far too happy
I don't like it.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:18, Reply)
hehe
I am a bit griny at the moment, possibly with no real reason...we'll see
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:19, Reply)
Have you got some sort of man
Or possibly a man-dog after you?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:24, Reply)
remember me being smug about dates?
remember me deciding just to be friends with him? no? well I did, he came LARPing, I think i should change my mind...

edit: although possibly his offer is no longer valid
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:25, Reply)
Did he bring his sis?
Did you start wishing his sis wasn't there so you could touch him?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:26, Reply)
yes he did
but in answer to question 2, well, I'm too wussy to do anything anyway
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:27, Reply)
Just say "Dude fancy another date?"

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:29, Reply)
he spent the weekend with me in a scout hut covered in mud and hitting people
Also i spent quite a lot of time being tired and mental. I suspect he considers himself to have dodged a bullet
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:31, Reply)
Nah.
He went didn't he!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:32, Reply)
i think the test is if he'd come again

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:33, Reply)
Indeed...
Fings crossed.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:35, Reply)
I remember none of these things
Either I wasn't here, or I didn't care. It's most likely to be either of those options.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:26, Reply)
well, it wasn't that interesting
it was me being smug and attention seeking
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:27, Reply)
Go buy some croissants
Then you can be smug.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:29, Reply)
i am no longer smug
perhaps later
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:29, Reply)
I'm thinking of applying for Masterchef.
CHEESE ON TOAST DOESN'T GET TOUGHER THAN THIS.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:23, Reply)
They're all knobs

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:23, Reply)
You're all knobs
You and your doors.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:24, Reply)
Fuck the lorra yez
Yez can all fuck right off.
I'm never settin foot in ere with you shower o cunts ever again.
(See you tomorrow for a pint of mild yeah?)
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:25, Reply)
Can I get some pork scratchings with that?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:26, Reply)
itchy pigs

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:28, Reply)
Hahah

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:30, Reply)
Cor. Some hog lumps and a pint in the sun.
Bliss.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:30, Reply)
I like a bit of Masterchef, me.
Flim took me to John Torode's restaurant last year and it was oh so nommy. AND they gave us a free cook book because I said I loved Masterchef.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:26, Reply)
Seriously?
I should start saying I love stuff more.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:27, Reply)
I love Masterchef so much I did a pun:
www.b3ta.com/board/9765528

And yes, you should. I, for example, love Kettle Chips. Yes, with Kettle Chips you get superior flavour and a satisfying crunch. Remember, next time you're eating crisps, eat Kettle Chips, A Superior Snack.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:29, Reply)
Oh my poor child
What have they done to you
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:31, Reply)
It was YOU.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:33, Reply)
Fuck off right

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:34, Reply)
You like totally love me.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:39, Reply)
Mostly

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:44, Reply)
Mein gott!

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:54, Reply)
I don't work for Kettle Chips
So you won't get any free ones from me.

Also, good stuff on posting on board. Not enough folk from over this way seem to. I did once. It was a picture of a rabbit skewered on a pole. I might post a pic of the awesome drumkit I've done on le computer. But I probably won't.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:31, Reply)
Dooooo eeeeeeeet.
Everything I've ever posted on /board has been a pun. Or a shark eating Patrick Kielty.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:33, Reply)
Link to shark and Kielty?
I would probably wait until I've actually finished the drumkit first. Just now it's just bits of drumkit, although I'm sure madame Roota will tell you how awesome it looks.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:34, Reply)
It looks pure real
But it's not. It's off a computer.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:35, Reply)
I do enjoy fooling folk with computer generated images
Especially technicians at uni.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:46, Reply)
It's redexing in my browser...
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:40, Reply)
Psch

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:43, Reply)
i used to post all the time
but now I like to think I have too little time to make silly photoshops. Not sure where the time comes from to post here, though
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:34, Reply)
Mine's taken about 8 hours so far
I hope it's going to be worth it in the end.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:36, Reply)
it better had be

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:37, Reply)
I should really do more of it
Haven't done anything since Sunday, cos it's mostly all the stands and hardware and tricky bits that need done now.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:43, Reply)
you should get someone to sponsor your sig

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:35, Reply)
I totally should.
Roota has.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:38, Reply)
Have I?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:44, Reply)
I thought you had.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:49, Reply)
Oh I seeeee
I think jammy meant get an ad sponsor for your sig, like Kettle Chips. Didn't she?
I haz sponsored your bikeride yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:51, Reply)
yes

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:51, Reply)
Oh. Sorry, I am silly.
I'll get on to it now.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:53, Reply)
I've already laid out the conditions of me sponsoring you.
You never responded though.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:51, Reply)
It's with my people.
They'll get back to your people. We'll do lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:54, Reply)
I do feel it may not be particularly useful
In terms of actually helping you to finish the ride though.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:55, Reply)
It could be a hinderance, I suppose.
I bet Lance Armstrong lives on a diet of fish suppers, though.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:58, Reply)
That, and steroids.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:59, Reply)
He does love his drugs
Saying that, I've never seen him taking drugs, or eating fish suppers, while actually cycling.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:00, Reply)
Crafty fucker.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:07, Reply)
Does he hide it in the pockets
On the back of his sexy lycra top?

Are you going to wear a sexy lycra top?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:12, Reply)
Very much no.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:18, Reply)
I see the changes of me sponsoring you
Slipping away more and more with every sentence that passes your lips. Unless it's for a properly good cause?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:21, Reply)
British Heart Foundation.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:24, Reply)
Hmm
That is *quite* a good cause I suppose. And I do like my heart...
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:25, Reply)
Evening Superscouse
Just thought I'd pass by and prop up your sanity so you don't end up eating Vicki.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:38, Reply)
Ta lad
She's saved by B3ta.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:45, Reply)
We have an "I helped save b3ta!" icon to the left of our usernames
I wonder if Vicki will get an "I was saved by b3ta!" icon if she joins up.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:50, Reply)
she'll have one that appears next to her in real life

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:51, Reply)
Something similar happens to me whenever I'm near a beehive
Presumably, there's a b3tan out there who somehow gave me sting-proof powers.
(I helped save b3ta! mistaspakkaman and the inedible shifting caterpillars, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:55, Reply)
Oh man, oh Tigs!
He is totally curled up on the couch with me and he's letting me put my arm round him and isn't even biting me.
He just nuzzled my face!!
He knows I am sick :(
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:56, Reply)
awww

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:58, Reply)
he's sensing now is the right moment
to go for the jugular
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:00, Reply)
how do you kill a circus?

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:01, Reply)
go for the juggler

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:01, Reply)
I Like This

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:03, Reply)
He's biding his time.
Don't die, he'll eat you before you're cold.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:59, Reply)
Mindpiss
Because you are TOGETHER
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:02, Reply)
poor Roota is ill and suffering
while I've been watching DVDs with one of my exs.

Worst. Boyfriend. Ever.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:59, Reply)
I did say you shouldn't come over.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 21:59, Reply)
this ex is even shorter than you
if you can believe such a thing ;)
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:01, Reply)
Fuck you.
5'7" is average height. If anything, you're the freak.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:02, Reply)
the short ones are always so angry aren't they

(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:04, Reply)
AAAARGH!

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:07, Reply)
Midget

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:05, Reply)
I *tower* over Captain V, though.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:08, Reply)
I wouldn't say this is much of an achievement
Does Flam tower over you?
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:10, Reply)
Nope.
I win at height in our house. In my entire family, in fact.
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:18, Reply)
I find this a sad fact
Although you possibly revel in it.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:23, Reply)
Fucking right I do.
My Mum is 4'10".
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:24, Reply)
That's proper short
To steal a great quote, you must be like a drawf amongst midgets when you're with your family.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:29, Reply)
You're bigger than my dad
So I respect you
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:06, Reply)
Are we still talking about height?

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:08, Reply)
Girth

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:09, Reply)
ew ew ew

(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:10, Reply)
He started it

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:10, Reply)
depth

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:11, Reply)
I heard that in Rootas family they greet each other with a firm but friendly cupping of the sac
accompanied by "Alright, r kid?"
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:14, Reply)
Is that where you picked it up from?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:16, Reply)
No, that was the hepatitis.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:16, Reply)
I'm almost glad you only cupped me then...

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:19, Reply)
You fucking whore
Texting me as an act of deception!
"I'm not with your fella nooooo, look, I'm texting you about sponsorshit"
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:01, Reply)
He's like a drug.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:02, Reply)
Calpol

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:05, Reply)
Immodium, more like.

(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:06, Reply)
Hahahah

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:06, Reply)
It wouldn't have been so bad if it hadn't been my favourite film
And you hadn't fingered her on the sofa.
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:00, Reply)
I'm sorry
I know I shouldn't have watched Mortal Kombat with her. I can be so hurtful.
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:01, Reply)
and I'm drinking your wine too :D

(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:02, Reply)
And was she drinking my wine while you fingered her?
^ Is that an Alanis Morissette lyric?
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:04, Reply)
I made her tea
but yeah I totally fingered her
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:05, Reply)
I'm totally going to take a Beechams an hour before I'm due the next dose
See what you've driven me to? OVERDOSE!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:07, Reply)
You're such an addict

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:14, Reply)
ironically
no
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:07, Reply)
BWAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
couchlolz
(I helped save b3ta! Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:01, Reply)
You just can't trust those Scots
Wait, hang on...
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:02, Reply)
Yeah you shurrup an all

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:05, Reply)
I can always be trusted
to neck alcohol that has been left at mine
(I helped save b3ta! djtrialprice, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:09, Reply)
I'm going to drink your Bru

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:10, Reply)
I think sending it to me would be a better punishment
I finished mine. Not that this is really a surprise.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:11, Reply)
fuck you
if it goes anywhere, it comes here.

difficult stuff to find is Bru
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:16, Reply)
Hmm, you have a good point
Except I'm reasonably addicted to it.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:20, Reply)
yup
completely untrustworthy, tight-fisted bastards....
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:14, Reply)
Hang on, are you one of us too?

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:15, Reply)
yup
from your (adopted?) city as well
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:16, Reply)
How do you know where I'm from?
I'm confused.

*Checks profile*

Nope, not there.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:18, Reply)
you got a stalker!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:18, Reply)
Yay!
I don't think I've ever had one before. I'm not really stalk-worthy material.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:20, Reply)
well good luck with that
I think I have to go do other things now. Shame, I wanted to see how this panned out
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:22, Reply)
I'll let you know if it ends in forced bummings or murder.

(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:24, Reply)
we spoke a bit last year
under my old name - I believe you were studying at Strathclyde? which made me laugh in faux-rivalry
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:22, Reply)
Damn name changes confusing me
That makes it fair enough and less worrying then. Carry on.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:23, Reply)
ha
granted i only changed last week, just wanted a little change.

only so long you can go under the same name
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:29, Reply)
I have no plans to change
Unless I go and do something awful. Or want to really annoy Roota or somesuch.
(PenguinOfDeath is Scottish, and most likely angry, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:31, Reply)
i just wanted
to get it away from being similar to email addresses I have
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 25 Mar 2010, 22:36, Reply)

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