I reckon it's Bartleby
because they both start with Ba-.

Genius, I know.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 8:26, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

So does 'bastard'
It's you! ;)
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 8:27, Reply)

So does Baccara!
Yes Sir, I CAN boogie.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 8:29, Reply)

So does Bacharach
It's Richard Carpenter!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 8:30, Reply)

and BA Baracus
don't drink the milk!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:32, Reply)

In your dreams
or maybe not
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 9:51, Reply)

Its not me for a number of reasons:
1. I would not announce myself in advance.
2. I'm saving myself for BGB.

Thanks for thinking it is me though. In fact I'm well chuffed. Yeah.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 8:33, Reply)

Don't save yourself for me.
I like my men well used.
( girlinthehole, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 8:42, Reply)

Don't worry I'm pretty knackered.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 8:45, Reply)

I'm now thinking of Bartleby
as the human equivalent of one of those canvas camera bags which is all scuffed and has holes worn in the corners. You know, the sort of thing that the company which makes them (I forget the make) uses in their ads to show how long they last.

"Mr Quickshutter has used this bag for his kit since 1957 and it's been everywhere from the upper reaches of the Amazon to deepest Godalming and still it's in one piece".

Sorry for my inane witterings.
( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 8:48, Reply)

Here's what I mean

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 8:51, Reply)

I see him more like this.

( girlinthehole, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 9:01, Reply)

that's going to be me one day

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 9:06, Reply)

But with a bandana

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 9:08, Reply)

and big hair poking out the top

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 9:10, Reply)

If only.
At least after a scrub up and a shave he could be made presentable.

I'm much worse.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 9:11, Reply)

That's a shame.
He was my bench mark at how rough a guy I would cop off with.
( girlinthehole, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 9:16, Reply)

I don't smoke, if that helps.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 9:18, Reply)

A little.

( girlinthehole, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 9:20, Reply)

I do own such a bag.
Except it is blue.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 9:17, Reply)