How to seduce althegeordie?
I'm visiting London in a few weeks. How would you seduce althegeordie without much time, say on a three-day visit?
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:26, 80 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Put a donut on your cock
the fat bastard can't resist scoffing down that doughy goodness before sucking out your cream
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:27, Reply)

this is such a good response
I'm going to overlook your spelling errors
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:28, Reply)

I'm unable to do the same.
I just can't.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:35, Reply)

ur liek so meen 2 me

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:36, Reply)

Happy birthday Al


(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:29, Reply)

Show him the sights of Bedfordshire.
IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:27, Reply)

Flash my tits
In exchange for a bottle of Southern Comfort.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:30, Reply)

*scribbles this down in notebook*

( djtrialprice, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:31, Reply)

What size?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:39, Reply)

I'm guessing she's a 32B

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:40, Reply)

I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE BOTTLE

(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:42, Reply)

Although I did leave it open to that interpretation.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:44, Reply)

One of the huge ones they have upside down in bars please.
I'm not cheap you know.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:46, Reply)

You'll get a half litre of own brand vodka and be thankful.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:50, Reply)

Then you would fail miserably
On a three day trip to Manchester.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:51, Reply)

Are you inviting me to manchester?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:52, Reply)

No.
Because you'd buy me shitty vodka instead of high class whatever southern comfort is.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:54, Reply)

bourbon

( djtrialprice, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:56, Reply)

I don't think it is.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:57, Reply)

you're awfully contrary
I think we may end up killing each other
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:01, Reply)

we I each other you

I am a tiny gollumesque figure, and you are a big manly man with a big manly beard. I shall have to hope that crying and begging will save me.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:05, Reply)

if that is the case
it seems probable that we will form an unlikely friendship and have many adventures
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:15, Reply)

From wikipedia
"Southern Comfort is a fruit, spice and whiskey flavored liqueur..."

I stand corrected. Well what do I know? I'm just buying a bottle of it for Download.
( djtrialprice, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:02, Reply)

Are you fuck

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:04, Reply)

bit early to be starting with that stuff init?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:20, Reply)

You're right
Are your missus fuck while I'm waiting for him?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:29, Reply)

that doesn't make any sense

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:39, Reply)

That's the point.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:41, Reply)

Thank you
instead of high class fruit, spice and whiskey flavored liqueur
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:57, Reply)

I've heard you no longer need an invite to get in
when they stop you at the gates just say, "Alright? I'm mad fer it our kid, no eh?"
( djtrialprice, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:56, Reply)

*scribbles further notes*

( djtrialprice, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:51, Reply)

Best of all the boob sizes.

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:43, Reply)

Nah
I'd say 30A
( djtrialprice, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:45, Reply)

Shut it, you.
I find that offensive
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:46, Reply)

I'm just trying to get a slap from you
and Roota
( djtrialprice, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:48, Reply)

I'm not jealous because I know she wouldn't look twice at you, darling.
Besides, I don't do slapping.
I'm a flapper.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:50, Reply)

*charlestons*

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:52, Reply)

*swings pearls*

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:57, Reply)

*smokes cigarette in elegant holder*

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:58, Reply)

Damn, that was my next option...
*causes a scene in public*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:00, Reply)

*sedates*
it's for the good of the people
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:01, Reply)

Shurrup Tito!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:02, Reply)

*swoons*
I wonder why no one swoons anymore.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:05, Reply)

I suspect it is down to the clothes
lots of corsetry and lacing and stuff in the old days, made it harder to breathe etc.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:08, Reply)

I love a good swoon.
Just show me a pic of Jeff Bridges and I'm away.
( girlinthehole, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:09, Reply)

Aaaah how I love my little flapper

( djtrialprice, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:53, Reply)

That's right, grovel ;)

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:59, Reply)

*prostrates at your feet*
*awaits the strike through*
( djtrialprice, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:04, Reply)

Too obvious
Peel me a grape
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:11, Reply)

*slaps*
Happy now?
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:51, Reply)

ish

( djtrialprice, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:53, Reply)

Very very close

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:45, Reply)

Up or down?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:46, Reply)

Up

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:46, Reply)

Correct answer!

( K2k6 has a proper job these days, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:47, Reply)

32C
or 34B.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:47, Reply)

32B
And a half.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:47, Reply)

Be warned
I was that size until I was 20, and then they blew up within 6 weeks to a DD/E
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:49, Reply)

Jesus fucking christ!
How?! Why?! This is terrifying.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:50, Reply)

I was mortified!
I have grown to love them very much.
But at 20, waitressing, and wondering why I kept falling out of my bra, then realising I no longer enjoyed lying on my front to watch tv, and people looking at them more than usual, well it was all a bit too much to take.
I'd put a bit of weight on, but not that much. I guess I inherited them from my mum.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:55, Reply)

Bloody hell,
I've never heard of that happening before. There don't seem to e any big boobs in my family so I think I'm safe.

I like being little :(
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:01, Reply)

Don't eat too many carbs
I think carbs make mine bigger.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:03, Reply)

*hands Roota a potato*

( djtrialprice, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:04, Reply)

Racist!
*devours potato*
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:09, Reply)

Righto.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 11:05, Reply)

Valves in the nipples, clever stuff.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:51, Reply)

I wish I was your stalker now.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:52, Reply)

I wish I had ickle boobs.
It would save me a fortune on sports bras.
( girlinthehole, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:51, Reply)

*faints*

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:52, Reply)

This game is less satisfying than I'd hoped.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:48, Reply)

About a tenner and six litres of partially hydrogenated vegetable oil ought to do the trick.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:30, Reply)

I'd sing Happy Birthday To You
like Marilyn Monroe. And I'd tickle his gay little beard.
( djtrialprice, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:32, Reply)

Pan haggerty and stotty cake.

(oneinthepink is at your cervix m'lady, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:35, Reply)

Shurely no seduction necessary?

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:36, Reply)

You don't have to seduce him, just stop physically stopping him.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:37, Reply)

Disguise yourself as a bicycle.

(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:38, Reply)

hahaha
the gayer the better
( djtrialprice, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:47, Reply)

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:54, Reply)

I'd dress up as a Hassidic Jew
but with Tayyabs' lamb chops in place of those funny sidelock things.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:39, Reply)

Climb in to my special hiding place under his bed, wait until he and his Mrs are asleep, and then take pictures of them with my polaroid.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 10:54, Reply)