The Olay adverts that proclaim
"This was developed using the science of GENES!!!"

Erm, don't you mean 'genetics'? What does the science of genes actually mean? Fuck-all, is my guess.
(Sir Itchalot has a very self-referential signature, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:25, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Please note how all face cream ads say

"lines APPEAR reduced" no claim there that they actuall;y reduce lines at all, because they don't. You will get old, wrinkly and die, sorry.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:28, Reply)

It's a false claim anyway - they've actually been developed using the science of polymers and emulsions.
/may work for a personal care product manufacturer
/may have a job cooking up samples of the stuff
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:36, Reply)

Is there any truth to the claim that a large proportion of cosmetics contain "mammalian testicular extract",
as related to me buy a friend in the industry?
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 15:45, Reply)