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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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Amazing film
I've got it on DVD, one of my favourites. I'm not a shirter honest ¬_¬
(, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:34, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
It's fucking shit, and yes you fucking well are, young man.

(, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:38, Reply)
You calling me a shirter too then?
Eh? Eh? Eh?
(, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:42, Reply)
You're a BURD.
You're exempt.
(, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:48, Reply)
Phew!
Couldn't be having any nasturtiums cast at my testosterone levels!
(, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:18, Reply)
I may be a shirter
but that film is absolutely sodding awesome. You are wrong sir! I request a duel, with cannons. only girls fight with swords these days
(, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:44, Reply)

Chicks and ducks and geese better scurry
When I take you out in the surrey,
When I take you out in the surrey with the fringe on top!
(, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:46, Reply)
*attempts backing vocals*
*frightens dog*
(, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:47, Reply)
Oh yeah!
I think I'll sing it to Tigger!
(, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:53, Reply)
Trufax:
I once played a pantomime horse in Oklahoma. I came close to falling off the stage.
(, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:52, Reply)
Which end were you?

(, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:17, Reply)
I was half a camel, once
so, did your stalking end in bumming?
(, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 21:07, Reply)
*arms howitzer*
I demand satisfaction, sir.

Winner gets to watch 'Tokyo Gore Police'.
(, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:49, Reply)

I demand satisfaction, sir.
I bet you fucking do you Jimmy Somerville scale gaylord.
(, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 17:57, Reply)
Haha you're fucking dreaming, bumlord.
Go and stick your 'chick flick' on and have a sympathetic period, or whatever it is you arse mechanics get up to. Eat a big bar of chocolate and listen to George Michael you ghastly homo.

Maybe drink some Lambrini or something.

I'm off out to drink cognac and generally be a fucking tough nut.

Toodle-pip!
(, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:00, Reply)
would love to old bean
but unfortunately I'm off home to prepare for a pub crawl with my football team this evening (trufax). Please don't be too alarmed at the manliness of this activity, I know the only sports you've encountered are the wall game, real tennis and post-rugby shower buggery.
(, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:04, Reply)
Also
I'm off out to drink cognac and generally be a fucking tough nut.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mutually_exclusive_events
(, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:05, Reply)
Keith Moon used to drink cognac, as does John Rotten.
Enjoy your Carling with lime

x
(, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:08, Reply)
Enjoy the shared bath - make sure you do some good wet-towel-bum-whipping.
Sport is for people with inadequate brains who are still impressed by jumping really high or running really fast or whatever even when they are adults.

Now bog off.

(have a good one, dear boy)
(, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:07, Reply)
and you sir ;)

(, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:09, Reply)
Manstruating?

(, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 18:16, Reply)
*adds to vocabulary*

(, Fri 26 Mar 2010, 20:54, Reply)

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