I'm too lazy to read that post
Can someone summarise for me please?
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 15:40, 3 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

some cocksucker went to France

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 15:42, Reply)

Is that anything like going to Dunstable?

( girlinthehole, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 15:43, Reply)

yes, but warmer

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 15:44, Reply)

That's literally the only difference between Dunstable and France

(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 15:45, Reply)

Nice, apparently
Which must be french for Dunstable.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 15:45, Reply)

POTD

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 15:47, Reply)

I don't have pictures of Nice
I always thought that Nice buiscuits where called that cos they where made in Nice though. So maybe I could find some Buiscit photos.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 15:49, Reply)

Thats fine just don't get Dunstable photos

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 15:53, Reply)

There ya go
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/23/Nice_biscuit.jpg

That is apparently where she stayed.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 15:55, Reply)

Nice!

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 15:56, Reply)

I wonder
Wether Dunstable has a snack product named after it?
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 16:09, Reply)

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 16:15, Reply)

I realy want those to be real....
Can they be?
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 16:18, Reply)

They are real...

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 16:24, Reply)

Yeah but they're not called dunstables.
You used computer wizardry to make it look like they where.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 16:31, Reply)

Slander!
I've never been to Dunstable in my LIFE.

Honest.
(K.W.A. Knickers With Attitude, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 16:02, Reply)

Why not?
It has a 24 lane bowling alley now. Or so I've heard.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 16:07, Reply)

keep going...
...I'm almost tempted.
(K.W.A. Knickers With Attitude, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 16:12, Reply)

A new 1000 seat autitorium?
A wetherspoons? Some chalk cliffs?
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 16:13, Reply)

Hmmmm




Not sure


Where exactly IS Dunstable?
(K.W.A. Knickers With Attitude, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 16:24, Reply)

Not sure.
I looked it up on wikipeida but I didn't read where it was.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 16:30, Reply)

Someone is in france when they're 18
They live somewhere. They meet someone, pretend to be french and then have sex with them. The end.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 15:42, Reply)

Is the person they have sex with a consenting adult?
Because if there is a paedo bashing to be had here my interest may have peaked
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 15:45, Reply)

No paedos

(lkjshaglkasjdhglkhjz lkcvl; g;aodh;owih, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 15:46, Reply)

Doesn't say
Though I had to read through it again unfortunately. No real paedo bashing oppurtunities to be had. Might as well put away the noose and flaming tourches.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 15:47, Reply)

18 y/o girl gets cleaning job in France and has sex with a man on the beach not long after meeting him
Sun Headline: "English Scrubber Taken Up The Riviera"
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 16:05, Reply)

I wish I'd thought of that headline!
*Salutes*
(K.W.A. Knickers With Attitude, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 16:07, Reply)

Dammit, I was sure you'd go with the "Naughty but Nice" angle

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 16:09, Reply)

I nearly went for:
Parlay-voo gig-a-gig tray bon.

Then thought better of it.
(K.W.A. Knickers With Attitude, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 16:11, Reply)

Where's the pun in that?

( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 16:15, Reply)

I tried to get "Nice" into it
but I didn't have the gaul
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 16:15, Reply)

haha
that should not have amused me.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 16:40, Reply)