No festivals.
I stopped going to festivals 17 years ago because they consist of bad weather, drunken idiots and overpriced food. Nowadays they are all that plus trendy welly boots.

I'm going to stay at home and listen to Spotify and be grumpy and shit in my own clean toilet.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 16:47, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

I'm going to send you photos of how much fun I'm having at my festival
while you are at home cleaning up vomit and poo.

And looking after your baby once you've dealt with Catface.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 16:50, Reply)

If you're at a festival I guarantee there'll be more vomit and poo where you are.
Plus the newborn nappies and bibs are Catface-sized, no probs.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 16:52, Reply)

That's why Bloodstock is awesome.
None of that namby-pamby wellies shite.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 16:53, Reply)

What about metal wellies?

Maybe with some horns or bones on, would they be allowed?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 17:01, Reply)

Oh boy
I am SO making some of these.
( thealternativefact, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 17:05, Reply)

they sell ones
with tiny skulls
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 17:08, Reply)

Are they like the green ones with frogs eyes?

i think you must make devil frog boots
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 17:10, Reply)

Only in the game of groin kicking!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 17:05, Reply)

I have some steel toe-capped wellies from my days of being an archaeologist.
They'd do.
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Tue 30 Mar 2010, 17:12, Reply)