ONE SLEEP TIL CORNWALL!
This is the best news I've had in ages.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 8:54, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Yay!
Give Clendrix a big squeeze from me and remember TGB likes to motorboat men as well as women.
( girlinthehole, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 8:57, Reply)

TGB Still owes me a speedboat.
Although I think it was changed to a speedboar as that would be much tastier.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 31 Mar 2010, 8:58, Reply)

Motorboat instead!

( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:08, Reply)

You still owe me..
erm... a walnut whip
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:14, Reply)

There you are!
I had to eat the walnut whip I'm afraid. I have an egg sandwich and some lucozade if you'd prefer?
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:17, Reply)

Egg Sandwich?
Ugh, you heathen!
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:18, Reply)

Egg meat is the best.

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:19, Reply)

I'm turning into a bit of a sandwich racist
If there's no actual meat in it, I'm not interested. Fish is also allowed.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:27, Reply)

Egg counts as meat.

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:29, Reply)

Not to me.
If it wasn't alive and running round, am just not interested.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:32, Reply)

Wrong.
Egg is meat.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:33, Reply)

Egg is proto-meat
Or 'the ghost of meat yet to come.'
(LongJohnBaldry, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:42, Reply)

Egg is chicken period

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:44, Reply)

Same here.
If nothing had to die to provide me with my sandwich I consider the whole venture an abject failure.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:34, Reply)

I've been working on my moobs especially.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:02, Reply)

I've been working on your moobs too.
I just can't get the clay to hold form whilst I'm wanking on them
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:04, Reply)

It's because of the pendulousness :(

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:07, Reply)

I hear they've invented man bras in Japan.
Might be worth a look into.
( girlinthehole, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:09, Reply)

Aw man :(

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:11, Reply)

Good news is Breast cancer screening does work

so you're covered for that...
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:13, Reply)

YAY I'm mentioned

( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:14, Reply)

And favourably for a change.

( girlinthehole, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:16, Reply)

Indeed :D
best day ever!
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:17, Reply)

Woo!
What?
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 31 Mar 2010, 8:57, Reply)

I've hired a pimpmobile and I'm driving daughter and I down to Cornwall tomorrow
to visit her mum's parents for a few days by the sea. Oh, and I've been invited to the meeting of a secret cult who meet occasionally and do interesting things with permanent markers.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:00, Reply)

Does the pimpmobile bounce on it's springs?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:06, Reply)

I'll be incredibly disappointed if it doesn't.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:10, Reply)

I was at a local marina the other day having a walk and saw a kid (about 8 years old) fishing by himself.
Being with my brother who likes fishing, we wandered over to ask if he'd caught anything. He turned round and his face was covered marker pen. He acted like everything was fine.

Wierd.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:06, Reply)

Is he in Cornwall?
He might be a cultist.
( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:11, Reply)

cul s
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:12, Reply)

Naw, Portishead.
I can't work out if he was 'special' and did it himself or if it was done for him...
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:18, Reply)

Portishead.
that one word explains and excuses many things.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:22, Reply)

Johnny Depp lives there y'know...

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:23, Reply)

Exactly.
I rest my case Your Honour.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:50, Reply)

I read that as having a wank
I'm so glad I'm spending the weekend with weirdos
( TGB checking Off Topic is still shit at, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:18, Reply)

That's my usual weekend pastime if I'm honest.
and it wasn't PEN on the kid's face...
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 31 Mar 2010, 9:20, Reply)