That's very kind of you and your friends.

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:05, 2 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

it's his own fault
he talks about how huge his cock is all the time and how great he is in bed.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:16, Reply)

The more a guys boasts about how good he is in bed,
The worse he actually is.
Usually.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:27, Reply)

exactly
it riles us a little when we're trying to enjoy a nice drink in the pub and he's just going on and on about how awesome he is at absolutely everything.

I don't talk about my huge breasts because if I did someone would point out I don't have any.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:30, Reply)

Precisely.
Just because its hidden in their pants, doesn't mean they'll get away with lying about it.
One of my friends goes on all the time about how good he is with girls and could pull anyone. He even equates himself to Barney Stinson.
Has anyone seen him anywhere near a girl since freshers? Have we fuck.
(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:33, Reply)

point out to him that the guy who plays Barney Stinson is massive bender

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:38, Reply)

He may be gay, but he's awesome.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:39, Reply)

completely awesome

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:42, Reply)

He even won the Gay Man of the Decade award.

(Applebite Uh! A cow!, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:44, Reply)

good for him

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:45, Reply)

It should have been you Vipros.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:47, Reply)

no matter how much you want it
I'm not turning gay for you
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:48, Reply)

.
you I
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 12:11, Reply)

*narrows eyes*

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 12:14, Reply)

The truth is out there!

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 12:16, Reply)

I'm not though
nor am I in the closet
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 12:18, Reply)

I AM really very good though.

(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:33, Reply)

ha!
that made me officesmile.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:37, Reply)

Good good...
;)
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:44, Reply)

It's his own fault for having a tiny cock.
Of course.

If willies were like boobs things would be so much better. Boobs are on full view, so there no point saying "I've got great big wobbly massive ones" if you haven't, cos everyone will know you're a lying bastard. If everyone had their willies out all the time the same rule would apply and men wouldn't need to boast to boost their self confidence. Also, women wouldn't feel the need to take the piss because they'd realise how varied and different and brilliant ALL willies are.
(Colonel Santiago Introduced surprised kitty to the world., Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:32, Reply)

indeed
way to fill a guy with confidence
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Wed 31 Mar 2010, 11:18, Reply)