I managed to jog on the treadmill for 30 minutes yesterday without stopping.
Best jog ever! Then 20 minutes on the bike. 10 minutes on the rowing machine just to make sure I keep looking butch and then went home and got squiffy.


What have you done recently that will impress me?
( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 8:11, 15 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Pulled Jeff
(sorry)
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 8:12, Reply)

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I hope you gave him one for me.
( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 8:18, Reply)

im a taker not a giver on that front
I can tell you he is a kind and gentle lover, and courteous, he gave me a lovely reachround
(Halfy By light alone, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 9:54, Reply)

I'll check in later in the day.
I might just be able to impress you with today's accomplishments.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 1 Apr 2010, 8:14, Reply)

Gone home?
I've just got home for the first time since Tuesday morning and I wasn't even intending to be out that long. Time for a much needed shower and change of clothes I think!
(bill, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 8:20, Reply)

Colour me impressed!
That's not bad going.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 1 Apr 2010, 8:28, Reply)

I burned down a paedo's house
killed Jon Venables, beat up some gays and told some immigrants to go back to where they came from.
( Peej, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 8:58, Reply)

Ooo! get you, you little over achiever.

( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 9:02, Reply)

I did this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=us6klTf7e8k&feature=related
(the first move)
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 9:27, Reply)

It won't be long till it becomes an Olympic sport.
Well done!
( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 9:30, Reply)

thanks
everyone in the pole world is campaigning for it to be in the Olympics, it would be pretty cool. The things that Felix, the world champion, can do are fricking amazing. She defies gravity!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 9:35, Reply)

Genuinely bloody impressed right here!!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 9:33, Reply)

ahthangyou!

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 9:35, Reply)

Make poledancing part of the gymnastics.
It looks harder than jumping over boxes.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 1 Apr 2010, 10:00, Reply)

haha
i saw a video on the news last week - some guy was jumping over the box, ran too fast, mistimed his jump onto the springboard, and landed on the actual springs. the board exploded, and he went flying - over the box, over the landing mat, through the judges table (he landed with his chest and the thing snapped in the middle), ending head first in judgecrotch
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 11:15, Reply)