11 Days off start here.
My son reckons that seeing as everyone will be out today I should spend the day watching porn, drinking rum and wanking like a safari park chimp.

Any advance on that, frankly awesome, suggestion?
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 1 Apr 2010, 8:13, 25 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

Clean the house for the wife.

( girlinthehole, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 8:19, Reply)

I imagine he'll have to
after that line up.
(bill, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 8:21, Reply)

Bloody women
When it comes down to it you alweays stick together. I won't clean up, I WON'T! *Stamp*

What's that dear? Sorry dear. Right away. *Mutters*
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 1 Apr 2010, 8:26, Reply)

This weirds me out a little bit

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 8:25, Reply)

Wow!
And that takes some doing! Get back up the pylon.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 1 Apr 2010, 8:27, Reply)

Ha, flashback humour
I'll get the ropes
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 8:27, Reply)

That's more like it!
More fun than rum and suchlike.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 1 Apr 2010, 8:29, Reply)

Are you planning to keep this up for all 11 days,
or is this just an overture?
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 8:32, Reply)

Nah, today's a freebie.
The next ten days will probably involve mucho housework and decorating.
Just making the most of it.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 1 Apr 2010, 8:39, Reply)

Are you cracking one off right now then?
Just curious.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 8:40, Reply)

Not yet.
I'm deliberately teasing myself with a bit of a wait. Watching Legion.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 1 Apr 2010, 8:42, Reply)

The angel apocalypse film?

is it as rubbish as people say?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 8:45, Reply)

Looks like it.
There's room for rubbish though. I quite like the occasional brain candy.
Review to follow.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 1 Apr 2010, 8:50, Reply)

So far, 16 minutes in.
Direction is minimal, dialogue is strained and the acting is of the Stingray variety (except for Denis Quaid). Looking good (!).
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 1 Apr 2010, 9:02, Reply)

26 minutes in.
Still crap but the gore has started.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 1 Apr 2010, 9:16, Reply)

Whatever floats your boat.

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 8:46, Reply)

water?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 8:52, Reply)

I can beat that...
On Sunday I fly off to the Seychelles - maybe half a day's work, then 4-5 days sitting in the sun, paddling in the sea, drinking beer and watching the world go by :)

Oh, and as this is work - it's all on expenses :)
( snee held his breath since, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 8:38, Reply)

What do you do?

iwant need your job
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 8:39, Reply)

Next week I'll be mostly...
Load testing aircraft jacks - and getting pissed :)

Then, next month - back off to Singapore...I love my job :)
( snee held his breath since, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 8:45, Reply)

As advance I meant thinking of something else for me to do.
Go fuck a croissant or something. Lubeless.

Not that I'm jealous or anything.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 1 Apr 2010, 8:40, Reply)

Well not today
But is'nt that Kick ass film coming out soonish? That'd be fun to go see I reckon. It's got a lot of realy good reveiws. Other than that theres' always coffee and a decent book. That's my plan for the morning.
(Fredz A graveyard of hopes, a dump of ambition, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 8:54, Reply)

Unfortunately I don't do cinemas.
They're full of people who spoil the film. Coffee and a decent book will be the pm thing.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 1 Apr 2010, 9:04, Reply)

Your son told you to have a wank?
How old is your son?
*remembers child protection training*
(PsychoChomp, Thu 1 Apr 2010, 9:24, Reply)

20
And a lurking b3tan.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Thu 1 Apr 2010, 9:51, Reply)