What a fucking Mong.
And yes, that's Mong with a capital M.

Hope he makes it through
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:09, 1 reply, 16 years ago)

Well if he will eat that Green and Blacks rubbish...
Hotel Chocolat all the way for me. Their chocolate is an inch thick...Mmm...
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:13, Reply)

Wait, is Al really ill?
Also, Hotel Chocolate FTMFW.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:15, Reply)

What do you care, Tightly?
If you hadn't gone swanning off at the weekend NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED!

It's all your fault and you know it.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:22, Reply)

I KNO.
Every time I leave him to his own devices, he gets in to all sorts of hilarious escapades.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:38, Reply)

I'm like an internet version of Steve Martin in a "screwball" comedy.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:48, Reply)

LOLWAKI!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:52, Reply)

Nah, he's got a silly tummy for eating too much

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:31, Reply)

Silly al.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:38, Reply)

Is Al really a labrador?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:39, Reply)

No, I just like sniffing peoples bums.

(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:48, Reply)

And how!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:51, Reply)

With a straw usually

(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:52, Reply)

Only Chris' though
sadfaces
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:53, Reply)

My arsehole is very fragrant, actually.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:53, Reply)

I met a labrador who eats thongs today. He had one removed from his intestines on Saturday and came bouncing back in today wagging his tail looking so proud of himself.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:53, Reply)

They should call that Dog Sisqo.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:54, Reply)

He should be very short and only have one song

(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:57, Reply)

sth
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:02, Reply)

that thong, th, thong, thong, thong

(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:07, Reply)

Labradors are always proud of themselves
they should be, they are brilliant dogs. If I get a dog it will be a labrador, but I will need a bigger house first.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:55, Reply)

a labrador, but I will need a bigger house first. dressed as a french maid, and my dream come true.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:57, Reply)

Labrador's are a bit stupid, they eat underwear for example
I'd rather have a Leonburger. They're fucking awesome
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:59, Reply)

look, SEE, BEST DOGS EVAR

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:02, Reply)

DUDE IS THAT REAL?

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:02, Reply)

Yep, a vet I worked with had one, they're gorgeous beasties

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:04, Reply)

It's like a cuddly bear
but maybe less likely to kill you
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:05, Reply)

I saw one bite someone's thumb off. He was unconscious at the time though

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:06, Reply)

The dog or the person who's thumb it was?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:06, Reply)

The dog
Silly lady put her hand in his mouth to rearrange the endo tracheal tube and he sighed and bit down.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:08, Reply)

I SAW ONE OF THESE TODAY!
He was just chillin' on the high street.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:02, Reply)

You should've dognapped him and made him your new fail dog

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:04, Reply)

He was a bit big to stuff under my jumper.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:05, Reply)

Bollocks, I've seen how big your jumper is
you tubby cunt
(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:06, Reply)

You fucking meanie.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:08, Reply)

I've got a sort tummy
I'm allowed to be mean
(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:10, Reply)

To be fair, I am horrendously fat.
YM gives me a biscuit every time I fuck her.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:12, Reply)

FATTIES ONLINE? NO WAI
To tell the truth, I am a terrible fatty myself, I just hide it really well.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:12, Reply)

You hide it under your skinny tummy
and only get it out on special occasions.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:15, Reply)

Damn straight, hardly anyone sees it. I have stealth fatty ninja tactics

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:18, Reply)

I don't eat the biscuits your mum offers me
I give them to your wife as a reward for rimming me
(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:13, Reply)

Oh, burn.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:14, Reply)

rn m

+ me with a cactus, I like that sort of thing as I'm a disgusting sexual deviant.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:16, Reply)

Right, the way I see it
the only chance we have of coming second is Man City upsetting United, and yet making loads of mistakes when we play them.

What do you reckon?
(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:06, Reply)

Oh, footie, is it?
I think we'll turn over Barca tomorrow, and make the Champions League final. As far as the Premiership goes, we've too many injuries to win it... I reckon 2nd is achievable, if we beat the spuds and City. That said, Chelski could still slip up with a couple of awkward games. Hmm. 2nd.

Oh, and Fabregas goes to Barcelona in the summer if we win nothing.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:10, Reply)

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBS

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:13, Reply)

Go on, then.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:14, Reply)

Fabregas would stay for boobs
but only if they were attached to some serious silverware.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:14, Reply)

SILVER TRAY BOOOOOOOOBS

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:19, Reply)

Our Tigger rolls around on lace knickers

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:57, Reply)

"Tigger", yeah, right.
Tigger Mum.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:01, Reply)

Tigger boyfriend
on in
(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:01, Reply)

Kinky kitty

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:02, Reply)

He puts his paws to his temples and meowls while he does it.

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:03, Reply)

Phew, kinkorama

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:05, Reply)

I tried showing him some cotton ones but he ignored them
Yet lace ones he can seek out from the middle of a pile of clean laundry.
Must be the texture.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:07, Reply)

Giz is like that with paper
He doesn't get lace
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:08, Reply)

Tigger is a deviant

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:10, Reply)

hola chica!
my friend bought me one of their caramellow ones last year, i had to smash the fecker with a rolling pin to get into it!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:16, Reply)

Mmm...I bet they're good :)

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:32, Reply)

I got ma dude some HC for easter.
He just informed me he's polished off the rocky road one in the car on his way home.

As is usual at Easter I have not yet eaten any of my chocs or eggs.
I'll probably be contrary and leave it until Mayday.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:29, Reply)

Bloody hell, mine's all gone. I had to go out and buy Milka chocolate today

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:32, Reply)

Fucking love Milka.
Remember Milka Creme?

I dunno what it is about Easter. I just sit there eating savoury stuff ignoring my eggs.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:33, Reply)

Milka creme? no...but I want some
I still want the Terry's chocolate orange eggs they made a few years ago. They were amazing
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:36, Reply)

It was Milka but the centre was soft and truffly.
You can't get it any more :(

I thought my parents would have noticed the return of the Yorkie truck egg this year. I thought they would have resumed the tradition of buying me said truck egg with cardboard truck.
Alas, no.
FUCKING KIT KAT WITH MUG!!
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:41, Reply)

RUBBISH

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:52, Reply)

That's multitasking for you, right there!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:52, Reply)

ARGH!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:57, Reply)

:)

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:01, Reply)

That's awesome though
you got a kit kat and you got a mug, so that chocolate and tea sorted. The two best things in life. You fucking ungrateful cow.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:54, Reply)

But it would have been so magical.
I saw thw Yorkie truck and thought "Oh man, if my mum's seen that..."
But she hadn't seen it.
I like my Kit Kat with mug, honest I do.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 21:59, Reply)

I want to see pictures of you enjoying your mug
or I won't believe you.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:01, Reply)

I'll open it and enjoy it tomorrow
For now I'm drinking booze innit
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:02, Reply)

From a mug?

(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:04, Reply)

No
From a Reebok Classic
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:07, Reply)

Urgh, but you've weeeeeeeee'd in them

(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:10, Reply)

I dried it on the radiator first

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:11, Reply)

But it's like homeopathy
your shoes remembers the wee. It's the same way that DiT's doorhandles remember me wiping my cock on them.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:15, Reply)

DiT's doorhandles My fiancee remembers me DIT my his on them her.
( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:19, Reply)

But it's like homeopathy
your shoes remembers the wee. It's the same way that My fiancee remembers remember DIT wiping his cock her.

Awwww, bless, that's almost like you're trying to insult me by using strikethroughs, but you got them all wrong. Like a massive retard.
(Bazongaloid, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:25, Reply)

IT MAKES TOTAL SENSE YOU UTTER UTTER FUCK NUGGET.

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Mon 5 Apr 2010, 22:28, Reply)