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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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You have PDD

Post Drinking Depression, there are teo cures: excercise or more booze. Take you pick.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:45, 1 reply, 16 years ago)
No, I have FCD.
Forced celibacy depression. And I'm off to the gym tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:47, Reply)
Why forced?

People take sex too seriously
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:48, Reply)
It is serious when you can't get any.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:53, Reply)
You have fingers and toys, I presume?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:54, Reply)
I know and I could go out to the nearest pub and get laid if I wanted but not with anyone I liked that much.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:58, Reply)
So have some good loving with yourself until someone boss comes along

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:59, Reply)
I don't fancy myself.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:03, Reply)
There's your trouble, girl...

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:03, Reply)
A nice Asian gentleman tried to give me his phone number on Saturday.
But I was wearing my sexy coat at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:08, Reply)
Din't you fancy him?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:09, Reply)
Nope, I like geeky white men.
He was probably married anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:12, Reply)
I like the same
They're like buses, so you'll probably get two at once after you soon
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:14, Reply)
I think my bus route has been stopped.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:16, Reply)
Geeky white men?
You're probably in the right place here, then.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:17, Reply)
Aye
Did me no harm ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:19, Reply)
That's what you think...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:24, Reply)
Haha
Don't!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:25, Reply)
geekerrea and nerdidia can be hard to shift

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:26, Reply)
Oh I thought you were on about his syphilis

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:28, Reply)
haha!
I thought his nose looked a bit funny.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:33, Reply)
OMG carnt bleev u iz dissin ma mans noz

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:35, Reply)
Is Jeff being inattentive?
Hasn't he phoned or sent flowers? I'd kick him into touch if I were you - he doesn't deserve you honey.
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:55, Reply)
WHY AREN'T YOU IRONING???

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:57, Reply)
Fuckin ell lad, keep it down!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:57, Reply)
BECAUSE I'M DICKING AROUND ON THE INTERNET INSTEAD!!!
*blows raspberry*
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:59, Reply)
Fair enough :)

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:10, Reply)
Oooo! you let that woman get away with murder.
I blame your floppy eyelids.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:17, Reply)
ROFLOL
Don't forget his extra chromosome!
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:24, Reply)
How could I forget.
*waggles eyebrows*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:27, Reply)
Ooh, what nimble eyebrows you have!
*jiggles jubblies*
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:30, Reply)
Why I oughtta....

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:29, Reply)
Oughtta what?
Does it involve spanking?
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:30, Reply)
I think I've put Jeff on too high a pedastal.
He's too high up to notice me.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:58, Reply)
you need one of those
adjustable pedestals
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:37, Reply)
Or rohypnol and a ticket to America.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:41, Reply)
road trip!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:47, Reply)
Boat trip!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:48, Reply)
Motor +

(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:51, Reply)
magical mystery motor boat road trip!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:57, Reply)

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