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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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It's quarter past one and only one thread so far today.
I'm ashamed of the lot of you.

I've eaten too much, I've drank too much and I'm feeling fat and miserable again. Even Jeff isn't bringing a smile to my face today.

More drink or get with the programme?
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:18, 73 replies, latest was 16 years ago)
There's been 2 threads today.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:19, Reply)
Still a poor show.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:22, Reply)
Well read this then,
it's like a real life weekend at bernies
news.bbc.co.uk/1/low/england/8604663.stm
(PsychoChomp, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:26, Reply)
Ha!
Only Germans would have the arrogance to think that they would get away with it.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:27, Reply)
More details here
www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/liverpool-news/local-news//tm_headline=dead-man-caught-8216-checking-in-8217-at-liverpool-john-lennon-airport%26method=full%26objectid=26181567%26siteid=100252-name_page.html
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:28, Reply)
Better than yesterday
I think there were only 8 posts in total.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:24, Reply)
Yeah but that was because it was a holiday.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:26, Reply)
Drink is the programme.

(I helped save b3ta! DarkSon a time and date will follow this username on, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:20, Reply)
More drink

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:24, Reply)
I knew you'd say that : )
You're a bad influence young lady.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:25, Reply)
It's my job!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:28, Reply)
Get drunk and create an online chimp.
johnmoynes.com/2010/04/06/possible-threat-to-the-great-online-chimp-project/
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Preference AjcuiVd289, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:27, Reply)
I've got bigger fish to fry than internet silliness.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:29, Reply)
This is real science online.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:30, Reply)
Yes, well when I'm getting regular sex then I can think about science.
But not now.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:40, Reply)
It is indeed full of simian win!
Burt signed up yesterday, it's a giggle as well as being Proper Science ;o)
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:38, Reply)
I'm starting to get friend suggestions consisting of chimps

(I helped save b3ta! Lisette von Falcon, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:37, Reply)
I suspect I'm about to get insulted on the qotw

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:28, Reply)
Why? don't you get insulted enough on here?

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:29, Reply)
plenty
pretty much the first thing said to me on Saturday at the bash was "so, I hear you drive a Prius, the smuggest of all cars"

I don't, for the record
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:31, Reply)
HaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Then come running over here to show off about it!!! You sad little twat!!! Fucking hillarious!!!
(Lizard King, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:31, Reply)
yes, showing off
that's what I'm doing
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:31, Reply)
Oh! him again.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:33, Reply)
I think he takes things a little too seriously

(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:34, Reply)
ha
what a douche.
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:36, Reply)
indeed
how are you?

any more sexy dreams about me?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:39, Reply)
not that I can remember
although I did wake up all hot and sweaty yesterday, maybe it was so sexy that I repressed it.

Did you have fun at the bash?
(I helped save b3ta! Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:55, Reply)
I'm sure that is the case
I did indeed. splendid fun. Badger was even nice to me a bit. Who would've thought!?
(I helped save b3ta! Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:01, Reply)
I wonder if his parents pimped him out as a child to make the payments on their
leatheret sofa from Bright House, maybe that's why he's bitter about people getting money from their parents.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:41, Reply)
Lizard King,
you really are a total fucking gaylord.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:49, Reply)
a?
EDIT: speedy
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:50, Reply)
Like a flash of lightning, me.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:08, Reply)
You really did tread in the dog shit there Mr V
Look where you jump in next time, silly beardy boy.
(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:16, Reply)
You have PDD

Post Drinking Depression, there are teo cures: excercise or more booze. Take you pick.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:45, Reply)
No, I have FCD.
Forced celibacy depression. And I'm off to the gym tonight.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:47, Reply)
Why forced?

People take sex too seriously
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:48, Reply)
It is serious when you can't get any.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:53, Reply)
You have fingers and toys, I presume?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:54, Reply)
I know and I could go out to the nearest pub and get laid if I wanted but not with anyone I liked that much.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:58, Reply)
So have some good loving with yourself until someone boss comes along

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:59, Reply)
I don't fancy myself.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:03, Reply)
There's your trouble, girl...

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:03, Reply)
A nice Asian gentleman tried to give me his phone number on Saturday.
But I was wearing my sexy coat at the time.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:08, Reply)
Din't you fancy him?

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:09, Reply)
Nope, I like geeky white men.
He was probably married anyway.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:12, Reply)
I like the same
They're like buses, so you'll probably get two at once after you soon
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:14, Reply)
I think my bus route has been stopped.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:16, Reply)
Geeky white men?
You're probably in the right place here, then.
(I helped save b3ta! K2k6 has a proper job these days, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:17, Reply)
Aye
Did me no harm ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:19, Reply)
That's what you think...

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:24, Reply)
Haha
Don't!
(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:25, Reply)
geekerrea and nerdidia can be hard to shift

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:26, Reply)
Oh I thought you were on about his syphilis

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:28, Reply)
haha!
I thought his nose looked a bit funny.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:33, Reply)
OMG carnt bleev u iz dissin ma mans noz

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:35, Reply)
Is Jeff being inattentive?
Hasn't he phoned or sent flowers? I'd kick him into touch if I were you - he doesn't deserve you honey.
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:55, Reply)
WHY AREN'T YOU IRONING???

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:57, Reply)
Fuckin ell lad, keep it down!

(I helped save b3ta! Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:57, Reply)
BECAUSE I'M DICKING AROUND ON THE INTERNET INSTEAD!!!
*blows raspberry*
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:59, Reply)
Fair enough :)

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:10, Reply)
Oooo! you let that woman get away with murder.
I blame your floppy eyelids.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:17, Reply)
ROFLOL
Don't forget his extra chromosome!
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:24, Reply)
How could I forget.
*waggles eyebrows*
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:27, Reply)
Ooh, what nimble eyebrows you have!
*jiggles jubblies*
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:30, Reply)
Why I oughtta....

(I helped save b3ta! Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:29, Reply)
Oughtta what?
Does it involve spanking?
(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:30, Reply)
I think I've put Jeff on too high a pedastal.
He's too high up to notice me.
(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 13:58, Reply)
you need one of those
adjustable pedestals
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:37, Reply)
Or rohypnol and a ticket to America.

(I helped save b3ta! girlinthehole, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:41, Reply)
road trip!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:47, Reply)
Boat trip!

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:48, Reply)
Motor +

(I helped save b3ta! Tourette's ( . )( . ) has a monkey hair in her fried egg, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:51, Reply)
magical mystery motor boat road trip!

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 14:57, Reply)

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