I'll be kind and not push your shit thread down. I'll just start a subthread instead
On a dating site I frequent, I've just spotted three b3tans that I know. If I didn't already know them then I'd want to meet them and get to know them better. Luckily I know better.

If you dear b3tan, were to write a profile for yourself to find the girl or guy or goat of your dreams, what would it say?
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:20, 7 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

"Hello girls, get it here!"

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:24, Reply)

I have no fucking idea.
I signed up for a dating site but my profile has been on hold for like 3 weeks because I have no fucking clue what to put on there.

something like "lol wana cybah?" ?
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:24, Reply)

"Hello girls, get it here!"

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:25, Reply)

She's off fanny for the moment, she wants cock

(Bazongaloid, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:28, Reply)

"I eat pussy like a fat kid eats cake"

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:30, Reply)

This is actually true

(Bazongaloid, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:33, Reply)

a/s/l?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:44, Reply)

You fancy people off b3ta?
HAHAHAHAHA
(Bazongaloid, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:25, Reply)

b3ta contains some mayjah hotties

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:30, Reply)

Apart from you and DiT
I'm struggling to think of any
(Bazongaloid, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:31, Reply)

toooooooo funny
you totally forgot Gonz!
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:42, Reply)

Where?

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:31, Reply)

Up North, for starters...

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:32, Reply)

Oh and you, I forgot about you

(Bazongaloid, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:32, Reply)

HOW COULD YOU???
I'm deeply, deeply hurt.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:37, Reply)

E11

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:34, Reply)

most are on /talk
I cannot comment on OT peeps because I think I've only ever seen a picture or two.

The re-occuring problem seems to be that most b3tans dress like mongs. In fact, I'm fairly certain that a few mongs around here [IRL] dress better than some of the b3tans I've seen in pictures.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:37, Reply)

Really?
I've snogged two /talk boys and they were very pretty :)
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:42, Reply)

I wouldn't describe PsychoChomp as pretty.
More of a sophisticated handsome.
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:46, Reply)

ewwwwwwww I didn't snog him
He's a paperclip salesman
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:48, Reply)

what's wrong with that eh

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:49, Reply)

You haven't met him. He made my flesh crawl

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:50, Reply)

qotw lies strike again!
when will you just admit you love him?
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:52, Reply)

NEVAH

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:53, Reply)

I'm proper dapper I'll have you know.

( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:46, Reply)

As I'm sure the rest of the b3tans think they're dressed stylishly as well

( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:49, Reply)

mong-fashion

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:53, Reply)

Liverpool
and Cambridge
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:38, Reply)

I so do not
ewwwwwww and stuff
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:30, Reply)

Ok I fancy one. Not that that does me any good really.

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:32, Reply)

I'm getting married.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:33, Reply)

You don't count

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:34, Reply)

1, 7, 4 ... .... 12?
You're right, I don't.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:34, Reply)

You heartless BASTARD!

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:34, Reply)

I'm trying to let her down gently
but she doesn't seem to understand, my heart belongs to another, and my scrotum belongs to you.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:38, Reply)

*wears like a hat*

( Devil_In_Tights the *real* DiT!, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:41, Reply)

your bacon will always be mine though
tasty succulent bacon. Shit I just made myself hungry again
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:44, Reply)

"Where's my dinner?"
"Bring me a drink".

"Get up them stairs".
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:26, Reply)

Don't suppose you're prepared to divulge?
Anyway I'd say
'I'm proper boss and a bit sexy in my own weird way. I will make you laugh and sex you up proper boss like. I can play 'Popcorn' on my teeth and whistle like Roger Whittaker. Call me.'
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:37, Reply)

I could never divulge who they are
coughnoireallycantcough
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:43, Reply)

Sherry, darling?
ANd how's the bearded scaly chap doing?
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:46, Reply)

That's no way to describe Al
Massive shirting faux-northerner is much more accurate.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:47, Reply)

Haha I was really on about the lizardy thing!

( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:48, Reply)

That's what I said...
Have you ever seen 'V'? Those lizardy aliens in human disguises - that's Al, that is.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:52, Reply)

It's a good job they demolished the estate I'm from
It was COVERED in spray-paint V's.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:53, Reply)

He deeeeed and yes thank you m'dear
We put to sleep one of my favourite dogs today. She'd been battling cancer for about a year, so did well to last as long as she did. Never met such a gentle rottweiler before.
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:49, Reply)

Oh I hate the way they die.
I'd prefer humans to die. I feel less sorry for them and I deal with it better.
( Roota zweeeeeoooooowm, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:51, Reply)

i actually saw a profile where someone
mentioned B3TA, never contacted him to find out who he was, though
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:46, Reply)

That's quite a high ratio of b3tans
to spot. I'm assuming in your area as well?
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:48, Reply)

London types yeah

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Tue 6 Apr 2010, 21:50, Reply)