I had to go and get chocolate at lunchtime cos the thought of the afternoon without it is abhorrent
Please feel free to hurl whatever stereotypical accusations of femininity that come to your minds my way. Chompy appears to be in particularly good form today.

Also; Twix is the king of the snack-based chocolate confectionery world, discuss
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:06, 56 replies, latest was 16 years ago)

You gay-bender ring-munching cock-handler.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:08, Reply)

I couldn't have said it better myself.

( girlinthehole, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:09, Reply)

*applauds*
Very good, Noel. The bar has been set, ladies and gentlemen
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:10, Reply)

that is pretty gay
even I don't get chocolate cravings and I'm a real girl.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:10, Reply)

There are no real girls on the internet.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:11, Reply)

fine
I'm an overweight sweaty 30 year old living with my mum and surviving on Supernoodles and wotsits, ya happy?!
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:14, Reply)

you've got a good selection of fake pictures to spread about though
and your sweaty-palmed fake corsetry website looks quite good too.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:15, Reply)

I'm really into my fake online presence
I have a lot of time on my hands though, when I'm not playing Everquest that is.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:20, Reply)

it shows that you have put the time in

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:21, Reply)

pics plz

(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:16, Reply)

this is me yesterday,

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:22, Reply)

Oh my.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:23, Reply)

Now that's the kind of geek that gives geeks a bad name.

( girlinthehole, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:23, Reply)

Geeks have a bad name?
*looks appalled*
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:25, Reply)

appalled like a gay
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:26, Reply)

I have no witty retort prepared
So I shall simply bow graciously, accede to your superior level of bastardry and withdraw
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:37, Reply)

bow graciously, accede to your superior level of bastardry and withdraw

shit on your beard
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:37, Reply)

what a gay thing to do

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:45, Reply)

Clearly
in whatever depraved part of the country you reside, gayness reached whole new levels of originality and horror
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:49, Reply)

you have no idea...

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:54, Reply)

Well I do now
and I choose to ignore your future counsel on the matter
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:57, Reply)

It's ok
Michael Cera makes up for all of them.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:27, Reply)

1 trick pony
and not a very good trick at that
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:48, Reply)

Shut up
I love him.

Or maybe the geek from Zombieland. They're pretty much the same guy.
( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:50, Reply)

Jesse Eisenberg
but initially I thought it was Michael Cera. So yeah.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:51, Reply)

Stop it, you're making me hot.

( Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:16, Reply)

*knocks on your closet door*
come out, dear
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:10, Reply)

Sucking up to me wont help
you mincing hair-wrong.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:11, Reply)

I've never been called a "hair-wrong" before
so you gets points for originality, but I still think you could have used a lot more inventiveness
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:13, Reply)

We should meet up at some point.
My gaydar is shit hot. I'll be able to tell if you're a closet bumboy.

Or I may just phone your girlfriend and ask her a few well chosen questions.
( girlinthehole, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:20, Reply)

Be honest Blousie
You want us to meet up so you carefully detect my lack of gayness by doing rude things to me
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:25, Reply)

*keeps schtum*
( girlinthehole, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:30, Reply)

mani's and pedi's aren't rude

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:31, Reply)

Mani's and pedi's obviously don't mean the same thing in America as they do here

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:34, Reply)

everything is same everywhere!

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:37, Reply)

Well over here mani means double anal
Which, luckily, I am equipped to provide single-handedly
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:38, Reply)

sounds exciting

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:44, Reply)

It's not so much exciting as entirely fictional

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:45, Reply)

you've ruined my day
*shuns*
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:48, Reply)

Aww
Let me make it up to you. I'll give you a pedi
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:49, Reply)

what's that then

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:56, Reply)

he dresses you as a school girl then role plays internet grooming

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:00, Reply)

I thought it was something special :(

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:02, Reply)

But you are special, so very special, lets meet in the park

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:05, Reply)

*giggles*
by the swingset?
( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:21, Reply)

A pedicure
It's to do with toes or something

Duh
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:03, Reply)

I read that in an angry Chinese woman accent

( Kitty v1.0 desperately naive, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:50, Reply)

office lol

( Lisette von Falcon, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:54, Reply)

Boost.
That is all.
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:35, Reply)

Is that because you like two knobbly brown fingers inside you?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:44, Reply)

Preferably at the same time

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:45, Reply)

Today I've had a dimmer switch fitted to my kitchen lights.
I'm so excited and I want to go home and play with it.

How gay is that?
( girlinthehole, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:49, Reply)

why on earth do you want a dimmer switch in the kitchen?

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:55, Reply)

At my age strong overhead lighting is not a good idea.

( girlinthehole, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:56, Reply)

hahaha

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 7 Apr 2010, 14:57, Reply)

Kit Kat Chunky
I gave up chocolate for Lent, but this is what I missed the most.
(Mrs Ballunatic counting calories, not votes., Wed 7 Apr 2010, 15:15, Reply)